`A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She says,"Carmen."He says,"That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"She says,"No, I named myself."He says,"Why Carmen?"She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says,"Beerfuck." ....LOL....LOLENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)IN THE WILDERNESS......
`Got a new program that you can't wait to use? Before you install it, you should ensure that your computer can handle it. Below, is one of a kind and a newer version of high tech laptop (lap...top-indeed! LOL) computer you can use today.... pack with panty-ilion (LOL) CPU -64-bit (x64) processor, Good memory (4GB - RAM you will never forget in your entire life LOL), free installed graphics card (want to be graphic, you got it! LOL), Ample of free hard disk space... (plenty of hard...errr I mean disk space...LOL) . ENJOY!...LOLYou have a good week ahead.Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
~Yes, You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won't mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of someone, not saying a word, yet you feel that person with your heart, you feel like you have known the person for forever.... connections are made with the heart, not the tongue ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*) You have a blissful evening!
`A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."The cowboy replies,"Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself."The bartender admits this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, though, he comes in and orders only two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent.When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs."Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains."It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church in Sweetwater, and I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."... LOLIT'S CAMEL'S DAY. YEP, ENJOY HUMPING AWAY ...?Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
`There is an old Jewish folktale about a cat that stole a cheese from a market. A dog saw the robbery and wanted some for himself, so he and the cat fought; but there was no victor. They decided to get the fox to settle their quarrel. The fox proposed they simply divide the cheese. The dog and cat agreed. After the fox divided the cheese in half, the dog protested that his portion was smaller. The cat agreed, and the fox bit off some of the cat's share. The cat then protested that his portion was now too small. The fox agreed and took a bite from the dog's portion. This squabbling went on so long that eventually the fox had eaten all the cheese.MORAL LESSON: Envy and greed will cost you everything.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
The seasons are in transition and spring is in the air. Spring slides in on her gentle breezes and allows mother earth to wake up and come alive after its long lingering dream of wintery rest. All of our senses start to tingle, noses start to drip, the birds take flight in the beautiful blue skies, the earth sprouts forth its sleepy seeds of growth, and we have thoughts of peace and gratitude inside that our winter retreat has ended. Spring has sprung and our minds become alive once more to enjoy the beautiful world around us. Smile and truly enjoy the day ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)WELCOME SPRING!JULIET IN RAINBOW SPRING COLOR.
`A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She