I'm a tattoo artist, children's book author, internationally published recording artist, painter, an actor in a couple bigger horror films, a photographer and master of the digital realm. I may look like a hardened tattooed bad-ass - but in all actuality, I'm a highly intelligent, articulate nerd that's into sci-fi and horror.IF FOR SOME FREAKISH UNNATURAL OCCURRENCE things escalate from friend status between us, keep in mind that I'm unlike most guys, I actually come with OFFICIAL TRAINING how to put a smile on a woman's face, courtesy of my lesbian ex girlfriend, whom I dated for a year and a half before her wife returned from deployment overseas. In addition to my groovy attributes- I pee with the seat down, can cook well, I'm pretty entertaining and usually the funniest guy in the room...at times, compared to a hyperactive Muppet on a bad acid trip.**PLEASE NOTE**IF you happen to be one of those females that says that sex IS NOT a priority in a relationship and you are admittedly prudish or have been accused of being a prude by more than two people...KINDLY, **** OFF AND MOVE TO THE NEXT GUY. My appetite far exceeds that of an average male my ageand the last thing I want is to be sleeping next to a mean old bat with a cold dry kooch like an igloo.I may be a bit messy in my own space, but I work around the clock on several on going projects and would require my partner in crime to be somewhat patient, understanding and not clingy or overbearing.I'm a little bit off from what most would consider the "norm", inked from head to toe with a passion for living life in the "fast lane". I'm adventurous with not too many hangups- I have no time for negativity or anyone who is satisfied with "getting by till you die" as they make excuses or point fingers at others for their failures. I'm a firm believer in taking life by the nuts and applying pressure till you get what you want. When I set forth to accomplish something, it happens and I prefer to surround myself with like minded people.