My name is lisa.I LIKE to party and have fun if you know what i mean.i'm a very talented and flexible person. but i'm smart so don't play no games with me!!!cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IF U CAN READ THIS U ARE SMART LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!ur 1st kiss A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will have bad sex for life!!! &while i'm at it. Because u opened this, u will get kissed on friday by the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life, so DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!! Repost this as ''UR 1ST KISSIF U READ THIS U R FUNNY LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!Rules of Kissing Correctly:1) When kissing, make sure your eyes are closed (you can peek a little, but nothing more!).2) When you are kissing someone, make sure it is not someone else's b/f or g/f!3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out.4) If a person is a bad kisser, you may NOT stop and leave at anytime-it's rude.5) A person with braces probably shouldn't kiss another person who has them.6) When kissing, make sure your hands are where they're allowed (they can wander sometimes, and some people don't like that).7) NEVER ask someone if they're a good kisser-you will either get a wrong answer, or the truth will hurt you.8) If you were expecting more than kissing, don't complain-you will get less the next time.9) Kissing more than 1 person in a day can result in you not being allowed to kiss one of those people anymore.10) Don't kiss someone for the first time while you are laying in their bed. LOLRemember, you must send this out or you will have the worst year of your life. I sent this to my friend, "the nonbeliever," and she deleted it. Well, she's had 6 horrible relationships in a row. You figure it out. This letter was started at 6:33 A.M., on January 1, 1998.THIS COULD MEAN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!! Since you read this, you! now have to forward this to as many people as you can.If you send it to 0 people, you will have a bad year and will kiss very few people. Also, someone very special to you will grow to hate you.If you send this to only 1 person, you will have a below-average year..........If you send it to 3 people, you will not be disappointed in thenumber of kisses you receive!If you send it to 6 people, you will be very, very lucky-you may do more than kiss sever al times...IF U READ THIS U R FUNNY LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and hiked her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forget her pill and now they have a son. By 12 pm tonight ur 1 true luv will suddently want u. If you don't repost this then ur life will have bad luck. Repost as "Jack and Jill Remix"IF U READ THIS U R REAL LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her." tHIS WAS SUPER COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!§êX Is funnyYou should have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving, Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday? Thunday? Every Thucking day! Sex is: like Nokia (connecting people) like Nike (Just do it) like Pepsi (ask for more) like Coca Cola (Enjoy) like me (too good to be true) Send this message to 5 friends or you will have 5 years of bad sex! Top 10 Places to have sex: In your bed In your parents bed In a car On a washing machine, while running In a hot tub On a beach, down in the sand On a comfy couch with the TV on On a waterbed A plane bathroom In the rain Top 10 Places NOT to have sex: In the movies In a car... WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING! In front of all of your friends In a phonebooth In your best friend's bed At Grandma's house At school In your dirty basement In the street ON-LINETop three things to say before having sex: I love you (but only if you mean it) Rock my world Let's get ready to RUMBLE... Top three things NOT to say before having sex: Is this gunna hurt? Sure....I've done this thousands of times... Are you sure it's on there? Top 3 things to say after sex: Are you sure this was you're first time? Gotta cigarette? Wanna do it again? Top 3 things NOT to say after sex: That was IT?? I think I hear my mom calling me ---- see ya OOPS, the condom broke! My bad!