~MCL~Thy Carnivals Prayer:Our Father of Shangri-LaHallowed be thy nameIf the world turns over save meFrom thy fiery rainKeep me pureKeep me cleanAs the lotus growsI ask you for forgivenessSave me from the crowsJuggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.The Juggalo Pledge:I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF USWhen I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my chest and tell my homies I did my best.Pass this on if your down with the Clown WHOOP WHOOP!!!Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back. Its hard for me to only pick 14 of my homies to send this to, so you better be one happy mothafucka!!! If I dont get this shit back thats cool I know im down wit da clown 4 life!!!! So you better do this shit ok. This game has been played since the fuckin juggalos and juggalettes have been alive. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 juggalos/juggalettes within five days. On the fifth day if you did this wicked shit than you will be blessed by the dark carnival. Please send this to 14 homies. It has worked for many of the juggalo family. Good luck! NOW Dont FUCK THIS Up.
ASHES 2 ASHES, DUST 2 DUST, IN the clown WE TRUST, IN Juggahoe WE BUST, IF YOU KILL A bigit, YOU WIN A PRIZE, IF YOU KILL A Juggalo, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIES!! AND REMEMBER black RATS CANT RUN IN DA BRIGHT green SKY. clowns pOPPIN' hos DROPPIN clowns FLYIN' hos DYIN' clowns PIMPIN' hos LIMPIN' clowns pUCCIN' hos DUCCIN' clowns COMIN' hos RUNNIN' clowns RIPPIN' hos DRIPPIN' LET IT RAIN, LET IT DRIP bUST A Juggahoe IN DA LIP LET EM' FALL, IN DA MUD then pass the axe AND KILL DAT Juggahoe hos ARE rats clowns ARE true DISRESPECT MY SET AND WE COMIN FOR YOU. CCCCCCCCLLLLLAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEND THIS TO ALL THE Juggalo's IF YOU GOT THERE bACK! IF YOU GET THIS bACK YOU GOT RESPECT
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Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! Pass this on to at least 8 people and me... If you get it back atleast 5 times, you know your a SEXY beast PASS IT ON TO ANYONE YOU THINK IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!
