You asked....***********FOODOLOGY*************** 1. What is your salad dressing of choice? Paul Neuman's Peppercorn Ranch 2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Cafe Intermezzo 3. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Maytag Bleu Cheese and Skittles 5.What do you like to put on your bagel? Philly's Spinach & Artichoke Cream Cheese - you've gott try it. ***********TECHNOLOGY*************** 1. How many televisions are in your house? 2 2. What color cell phone do you have? Black 4. Have any idea how may Megahertz your computer has? I wasn't aware that my computer actually rented cars. ***************BIOLOGY****************** 1. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Both. I write with my right and throw with my left, much to my dart partners' discomfort. 2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Yes. An appendix, a lymph node, one tooth, and several dozen pounds of nail clippings. 3. What is the last heavy item you lifted? For PG rating's sake, I'll go with my lawnmower. 4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Nope, but I fainted in church once - too much communion, I think. ************BULLCRAPOLOGY************** 1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Surely - I'd love to go out with a bang and that takes some planning. 2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Sebastian Connor Whitman Julian Tolkein, Jr. But, I think I'll stick with mine, as Mom won a serious arguement over naming me Wylie Washington Newport, III. Thanks, Mom; sorry, Dad. 3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Hell, I'd do it for $950! I did lose the "swallow a spoonful of cinammon' trick once - I think it's still coming out of my nose. ************DUMBOLOGY****************** 1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 3 2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Run-in??? I'm a Freemason. We own the cops. 3. Last person you talked to? God. He says to tell you 'hello'. 4. Last person you hugged? My nepwhew Josh **************FAVORITOLOGY**************** 1. Season? Football 2. Holiday? Halloween and St. Patrick's Day - no way to choose betwixt the two. 3. Day of the week? Sunday. Mmmmmm, Sundays. 4. Month? October, maybe? ***********CURRENTOLOGY***************** 1. Missing someone? Constantly, and she knows it. 2. Mood? Fastidious 3. What are you listening to? Crickets and nightjars... living in the country has some perks. 4. Watching? Letters roll across the screen as I type them. ***************RANDOMOLOGY***************** 1. First place you went this morning? Kitchen for coffee. Vanilla Biscotti roast - I highly recommend it. 2. What's the last movie you saw? The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. 3. Do you smile often? As often as humanly possible. ***************OTHER-OLOGY***************** 1. Do you always answer your phone? Not a chance - I'm a screener. 2. Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? One of several drunken females. 3. If you could change your eye color what would it be? Crystal, hypnotic blue. 4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? I didn't know that was an option. 5. Do you own a digital camera? Yep. 6. Have you ever had a pet fish? Yes - an Oscar named Grouch. Get it??!?? 7. Favorite Christmas song: "Merry Christmas" by Dean Martin 8. What's on your wish list for your birthday? 3 - 4" of height 9. Can you do push ups? Yep - 100 - did them this morning. Swear to God. 10. Can you do a chin up? Yep - maybe even TWO! 11. Does the future make you more nervous or excited? For prudence sake, I'll go with excited. 12. Do you have any saved texts? Over 50. There were some real doosies. 13. Ever been in a car wreck? Yes, and I'd prefer not to talk about it, thank you very much. 14. Do you have an accent? Only when I'm drunk. Then, the brogue comes out. 15. What is the last song to make you cry? "Cat's in the Cradle" - gets me every time. 16.Plans tonight? Take over the world, Pinky. 17. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Does this morning around 10:30 count? 18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? Milk, bottled water, and a newspaper. 19. Have you ever been given roses? Yes. Thank you, Christen. 20. Current worry? Shouldn't that be plural? 21. Current hate right now? Hypocrisy in the Royal Craft and, as always, the Catholic church. 22. Met someone who changed your life? Several times. 23. How will you bring in the New Year? In a tuxedo with a random brunette. 24. What song represents you? "Closing Time" by Tom Waite, though Hootie does it better. 25. Name three people who might complete this? I think most everyone I know has better things to do, but I'll go with Marla, Guy, and Kevin. 26. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Absolutely, unequivocably, yes. 27. Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Sure - as much good as it did me. 28. Do you have any tattoos/piercings? My left ear. Courtesy of a hot redhead. With an icepick. While I was drunk. I was 19... what would YOU have done??? 29. Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now? That's up to the big Man upstairs. 30. Does anyone love you? Yes. 31. Ever had someone sing to you? Yes, I have. 32. When did you last cry? Last Wednesday. 33. Do you like to cuddle? My 2nd favorite passtime. 34. Have you held hands with anyone today? My nephew Josh comes through again. 36. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? Old and treasured. 37. Do you like pulpy orange juice? Yes, but not in my margaritas.