SOME FACTS:
I'm a CAPRICORN : I'm very Intelligent - which means I will figure out 99% of you in 30 seconds - get bored and not bother talking to most of you after that. I will know you are lying just by the stutter of your voice before a word comes out of your mouth. You REALLY want to stay on my good side. I'm a calm ocean for the most part but don't wake the storms from within, your corpse will be found washed up on a deserted shore. I'm a big flirt and pretty good at it when I actually give a damn and seek your interest.

If you can follow my witts, silly moments, crazy yapping and my black humor - you will find yourself shaking your head thinking I'm too damn cute. Some people here that truly know me can verify all this. I'm a true friend , I will always be there to give a good advice, to say fuck it and drink the sorrow away with you, or cut a bastard/bitch's balls/tits off if needed. JUST SAYING