im just your average ordinary douchebag in small town america.i drive a shitty car.i live in a shitty trailer and i have a small penis.my dog barks alot and i have to make him shut up with like left over pork chops.he drinks out of the toilet and he hates cats.he pees alot and runs in circles when hes done.ok im ramblin a lil' here you'll have to forgive me.back to me.uhh well im not very good with people.as a kid my imaginary friend would play with the kids across the street.id be like "hey i guess well meet up later" and hed be like "whatever queer".i have a really big dream to do like bang any chic in a port o john so i can become an elite member of the pile high club.now on to like some of the thiongs i dont like.i dont clowns.mainly because after they give you a blow job they get like white paint all over your weiner and their nose always pokes you in the belly.as a matter of fact i wanna like donkey punch a clown right now.i dont like fat girls who cant get into vulnerable sexual positions.personally i like to do the alabama crab dangle and nothin makes me happier than to see a chic hangin upside down from a tree branch.thats pretty much me in a nutshell.im kiddin im just tired of typing and im running our of ideas and stuff.plus theres a great show on tv about killer whales im really tryin to pay attention too.so uhh yeah.bye.