I'm just a white guy from the future and I'm completely out of touch. I'm a professional musician. I began playing piano at the age of 6, drums and percussion and singing at age 13. Music has taken me all over the country, and all over the world. I graduated from the prestigious Interlochen Arts Academy in 1997, and went on to West Texas A&M University to study Music Therapy. I think I had the right idea...I felt like I had a gift, and I wanted to use it to help people, but teaching adult schizophrenics to play xylophone was not what I had in mind. I've been playing in rock and roll bands since the 8th grade, and enjoyed a fairly successful run in Texas with my band Jason (both bandmembers named Jason). I've done a lot of things in my life, waiter, bartender, amusement park ride operator, public speaker, plain-clothes department store loss-prevention officer, (e.g. I caught shoplifters) Telemarketer, Piano Salesman, Karaoke Master, Left-Wing blogger, election fraud monitor, and frequent radio talk-show guest contributor.