IF YOU LEAVE A COMMENT I WILL RATE YOU AND FAN YOU. EACH TIME YOU LEAVE A COMMENT I WILL RATE SOMETHING OF YOURS. MAY IT BE PICTURE OR OTHERWISE. I PROBABLY WONT ADD YOU, BUT I WILL RATE AS I SAID. just the stone cold truth of our friendship. 1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask?, " B ecause you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!) And remember.... when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me 44 things (thanks Michael)1-touch her waist2-talk to her3-share secrets4-give her your jacket5-kiss her slowly>>are you remembering this?6-hug her7-hold her8-laugh with her9-invite her somewhere10-let her be with you when you're with your friends>>keep reading11-smile with her12-take pics with her13-pull her onto your lap14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fightback and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes herfeel loved>>Are you thinking about someone?16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her17-kiss her unexpectedly18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST19-tell her shes beautiful!20-tell her the way you feel about her!>>oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt to act like a gentleman22-Tell her she means everything to you, but mean it23-if it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it- so just hug her24-make her feel loved25-kiss her infront of other girls you know>>we might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to tickle us26-don't lie to her27-dont cheat on her28-take her anywhere she wants29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school or work, and how much you miss her30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you>>are you still reading this? u better be, its important31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her>>remember this next time you are with her36. When people diss her, stand up for her.37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingerstogether while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible>>MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED41. Call/text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.43. Take her for long walks at night.44. Always Remind her how much you love her.you`ll never know when she needs just a lil more loveYou have a sexual IQ of 157When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com