I'm a guy who's well into thirty-something but still likes to sometimes think & act like a kid. I love art & music and continually get frustrated at my inability to sucessfully make either one myself. I have an obscure sense of humor that tends to get me in trouble. Along with my crappy day job, I also run a small business out of the home that doesn't make much money, but that I hope one day will. I love to read but never seem to find the time to do it. I tend to be a bit of a grammar lawyer. My hobbies tend to be a bit on the nerdy/geeky side, but not to the point where I fall into the stereotypical nerd with horn-rimmed glasses and a pocket protector category.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve
Birthday: That day a looong time ago
Birthplace: Rockford, IL
Current Location: Desk chair
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Kids
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: Damn, this chat channel is boring
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uuuugghghhhhhhh snooze!
Your Best Physical Feature: Kung-Fu Grip
Your Bedtime: Whatever the clock says when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Ummmm.. I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both make my arteries angry
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton - the stuff with honey is good
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Aren't those synonymous?
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm on fire
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Totally! OOOhh SING... I thought you said swiiing.
Do you Shower Daily: Are there people that don't? Eww.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, it's a fun town. Kinda expensive though, and the roads are easy to get lost on.
Do you want to go to College: Again? Probably not.
Do you want to get Married: Whooooaaaa.. I barely even know you!
Do you belive in yourself: Nope, I think I'm imaginary
Do you get Motion Sickness: Uhhhhh no.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I am slightly above average - does that count?
Are you a Health Freak: Does a healthy appetite count?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: IL: Yes. OK: No - tends to precede tornadoes.
Do you play an Instrument: Currently trying to learn the recorder. Seriously.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: How bout in the last hour? Yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope, haven't caught on fire this month.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell yeah! (Damned allergies!)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Thank God, no.
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, over a period of several days I have eaten a box of Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No :(
In the past month have you been on Stage: *thinks* No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Considering I've *never* been, I'm gonna say no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Uh, no.
Ever been Drunk: No, I do not come in liquid form.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Not since junior high
Ever Shoplifted: I tried to steal a Transformer once when I was like 11. I totally got busted. Farkin peer pressure!
How do you want to Die: Extremely old.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A sheep farmer
What country would you most like to Visit: I still haven't seen most of this one
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: The longer the better, and curly is an added bonus
Height: A tad shorter than me - preferably still a tad shorter if she throws heels on
Weight: A bit less than me - curves are not a bad thing.
Best Clothing Style: Lots of styles are cool - showing just a hint of sensual is best IMO.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummm a few, I guess
Number of CDs I own: A bunch
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None - I've had bad experiences, but I've learned from them all.