Well, I know what you are thinking. What is a nice girl like me doing in a place like this? Well maybe I am not as nice as you think.... o.k. I totally am. I tried to sound bad ass right there for a second and it just made me giggle. I am not like the other girls on here, I am not an attention whore, or a whore at all for that matter. I love talking to people, getting to know them. I am a great listener, and what ... wait ... now this sounds like a singles add. It's not. I do not like long walks on the beach at sunset... sand is hard to walk in and if it is dark I can't see the seaweed and it will creep me out. So this is not a dating add. I am not looking for mister right or mister right now. I am just a cool chick looking for friends. And if we hit it off I could be a friend for life. I am a man's woman... if that makes any sense. I can out drink ya, out cuss ya, and help you check out girls asses.

Please do not send me picures of your sweaty balls. If I want to see you naked, you will know it. Don't try to bullshit me, I know 3/4's of you are married and your wives think you are spending all your internet time playing Everquest, when you are really on here sending virtual roses to porn stars. I will call you on your bullshit, and trust me, you will appriciate that if we become friends. Everyone needs someone to keep them in check, but in a fun, sly, sarcastic way.

Don't tell me I am the hottest thing you ever laid eyes on, I can see who is linked to your profile genius. My guess is the last person you shouted to was an adult entertainer with 34DDD and a 19 inch waist, wearing more make-up and aqua net then I have seen in my lifetime. I do know how to take a compliment, but do it in a realistic way. Now if I was the hottest person who ever shouted back, or the hottest person who ever gave you a hand job, that I might beleive. Just be a man and send a respectful sentiment, it goes a lot further.

Thanks for reading my rants, please check back for more from time to time, I am sure my time on here will inspire more advice for ya'all.