The Original Joke of the DAy The Brunette and the GenieA brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says,"You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."The woman says,"Okay. Give me a nice house."The genie replies,"You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."Then the lady says,"Give me a gorgeous man."The genie replies,"You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."The lady says,"For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
The Original Joke of the DAy The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word.The word they were given was"Timbuktu."First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...Slowly across the desert sandTrekked a lonely caravan,Men on camels, two by two,Destination-Timbuktu.The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...Me and Tim a huntin' went,Met three whores in a pop up tent.They was three, and we was two,So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.The redneck won, hands down!
Joke of the Day Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
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