I get it. You have an attitude! A bad one at that. Amp it down a bit and remember, you're not your internet persona.

You are not an independent woman/man on fubar if you're constantly asking for credit packs, bling, begging for rates or drinks. You're just as desperate as the people you turn away.

I am not spending real money on you. Virtual bling that'll lose it's sparkle once the poorly made replacements come along in the next month are not worth it to me.

Had a bad day? So have I! So have most people! Get with me, we can yell at each other about it.

If you're looking for a hook up, that's a big maybe. If you're looking for love via fu marriage after a week of courtship, because you need to replace your ex husband, or the dude who got you knocked up midway through high school/college, then nope. Hit match.com or christian mingle, or craigslist for it.

You're really not that good looking, you just have a lot of horny followers. Who can't spell.

If you wear glasses frames with either plastic lenses or none at all for fashion's sake.... put in a fake hearing aid, pop on a fake knee and back brace, and have some fake chemo.