I am very bored at the moment and lacking sleep, so I figured I'd make a profile on a random "meet new friends" kind of site. This is the part where I try to decide how to portray myself, and I can't seem to decide which personality to use...

Should I try the shy boy who's very reserved? How about the complete dickhead who's head has inflated to gargantuan sizes? One I've always like was the guy who's so charismatic and charming that you can't tell whether or not you can trust him. That one is so hard to do correctly though. The timing has to be perfect... not to mention the amount of wit inovolved. Meh, I don't think I have the capacity to pull that one off right now.

I think I'll settle for the rambling lunatic who's sole purpose is to say everything on his mind while disguising it in a large block of nonsense so as to confuse the reader if not make them laugh so long as they get the joke.

Yes... I think I'll go with that one today...