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Born on March 13th
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You are The ChariotTriumph, Victory, Overcoming Obstacles.The chariot is one of the most complex cards to define. On its most basic level, it implies war, a struggle, and an eventual, hard-won victory. Either over enemies, obstacles, nature, the beasts inside you, or to just get what you want. But there is a great deal more to it. The charioteer wears emblems of the sun, yet the sign behind this card is the moon. The chariot is all about motion, and yet it is often shown as stationary. It is a union of opposites, like the black and white steeds. They pull in different directions, but must be (and can be!) made to go together in one direction. Control is required over opposing emotions, wants, needs, people, circumstances; bring them together and give them a single direction, your direction. Confidence is also needed and, most especially, motivation. The card can, in fact, indicate new motivation or inspiration, which gets a stagnant situation moving again.What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.
41 Year Old
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Male
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From Beaumont, CA·
Joined on March 9, 2007
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Born on March 13th
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I have a crush on someone!
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be ok. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said,"Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your pecker."John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done.As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y.Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed.So John said"Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too."The guys looked confused and said,"What makes you think that?" John replied"Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?" The black guys laughed and responded,"No mon, that tattoo says,"Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day."
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