A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over... and the masochist says:
"Meow."





that's say everything about me, i dont belong to this world, i should probably be dancing naked in some fountain with bloody hands, and lost eyes, but, im just here wasting my time in that shit, i know that nobody will read that, but i hope that some freak comes by here and see, well honey you're no that fuck up as you thought. anyway... in the real world, that comes with strength, ruthless... i'm in highscholl, almost finish, and i hope i could be neurosurgeon, so i can open the head to all these motherfuckers i hate and do all kind of shits on it (maybe eat them...nah), and also, the will be paying me... otherwise... i dont know,,, i like yo party (dubstep music mostly), enjoy a good movie, good music ( maybe massive attack, radiohead, pink floyd, joy dividion, television, the clash, air, thievery corporation, bonobo, cocorosie, blockhead, for example), and get high, i dont care about anything, ang for no one


well, i dont know, keep living your lifes and... try to not be so miserable


WEEELLLL, SOOO... PAZ Y AMOR PARA TODOS !



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PD: i'm open to boys and girls too, you nevr know...