DID YOU KNOW: Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath at least once a year. -- In Riverside, California, there is an old law on the city's books which makes it illegal to kiss unless both people wipe their lips with rose water. -- An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. ****** HAVE A GREAT DAY - DAILY JOKE IS ON MY PAGE.
*DID YOU KNOW THAT: It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...) HAVE A FANTABULOUS FRIDAY & DON'T FORGET TO STOP BY MY PAGE FOR MY STATUS COMMENT & MY DAILY JOKE!
The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend, hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from the pulpit the next Sunday. In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and left. So the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from a member of the church. That morning, his friend sat in the church with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's embarrassment. The minister climbed into the pulpit and said,"Before we begin, I have an announcement. I would very much like to thank my friend, Joe, for his kind gift of peaches ... and for the spirit in which they were given!" -- HAVE A SUPER SATURDAY!
*I don't do serious but I feel that now, just before Christmas, I should. If you are thinking of getting a dog, cat, or any animal as a pet for Christmas, remember that you are adopting a new member of your family that should not be treated as a possession that you keep on a chain, or in a pen outside only paying attention to it once in a while or discard because it has become an inconvenience. It's a lifelong commitment that should be taken care of just as any other member of your family. It is for this reason that I post this poem and I hope it makes everyone think better of their pets. I am not an animal activist, just an animal lover. Please read"DO I GO HOME TODAY" and have a fantastic day.
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What denomination?" asked the clerk."Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman."Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones." ** And as always, my daily humor is on my page, and additional humor in interests & blogs. * * * * Hope everyone has a WILD WONDERFULLY WACKED OUT WEDNESDAY! - - - - (WARNING: Tomorrows post will be from my serious alter ego)
