I am just your ordinary guy!! I lift the toilet seat to pee and put it down when I am done!! Why wash my hands I did not pee on them! With global warming and the world running out of water I am conserving now! For all you save the world/green freaks I would appreciate it if you would stop throwing your beer cans in the water while you are fishing. I keep a positive outlook on life so Most people think I am on drugs and I blame my mother for that. She smoked dope when I was in the womb but She denies it!!) This is my story and I am sticking to it!!