Well, its like this:

I'm just a guy. I do guy stuff. I go to work, I get dirty, I drink beer. Real interesting to you, I'm sure.
I have 15 tattoos and I'm not done yet. All my ink is in balance. For every point, a counterpoint. I try to live my life like that.
I have a cat. Her name is Jazz and I love her dearly. She is muh fuzzy and you gotta love da fuzzy!
Not a big dog lover but wolves are different. I love wolves. They are beauty and grace given form. They are primal creatures of rage and blood. How could anyone hate something that lives like that? That's all they do is live. They aren't there to hunt down people at every turn. They aren't going to steal your baby. They live by the rules of nature. That is all.
I'm smart. Being smart, I'll judge you for being a dumbass. Don't be a dumbass! Honestly people, how hard can it be to spell wo