rated and fanned hunni..get me back?

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! ---------- NAME: Greg Bulmash.---------- SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.----------- DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.---------- DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.---------- EDUCATION: Yes.---------- LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.---------- SALARY: Less than I'm worth.---------- MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.---------- REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.---------- HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.---------- PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.---------- DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.---------- MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?---------- DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?---------- DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be"Do you have a car that runs?"---------- HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.---------- DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.---------- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.---------- DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.---------- SIGN HERE: Aries. HAVE A GRINNIN' FREAKY FRIDAY!