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53 Year Old · Male · Joined on February 12, 2007 · Born on April 19th
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53 Year Old · Male · Joined on February 12, 2007 · Born on April 19th
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I am the exception to the rule...I am atypical. I cannot be lumped into any stereotype, and I love it that way. I may not always be right, but thats just because you refuse to agree with me...lol. At least I tend to have an opinion on most subject matters.I am a born again Atheist (if there is such a thing.) I believe that God is an imaginary friend for grown ups and if he does exist he either A)is a bit incompetent or B) he doesn't give a shit. Most people believe in faith...I believe in facts. But please don't take it as I'm am some Devil worshipping heathen with no kind of moral code.I've been playing guitar for about a year. I hope to post videos of me playing soon. I also love to write, and will probably be posting some of my poems/songs. Please feel free to give your input.Words to describe me...cynical, sarcastic, off the wall nuts, and conveniently smart.Turn-ons...glasses, thick accents, tactful tattooesTurn-offs...the inappropriate use of cell phones, bad and/or no teeth, no knowing how to operate a turn signal.I'm not looking to try and "hook up". I don't want to end up on some Dateline NBC Special Report. Just like cool people to talk with. I don't need some stalker throwing bricks through my window or scratching up the car...lol.Feel free to ask me anything about anything.

53 Year Old · Male · Joined on February 12, 2007 · Born on April 19th
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I BELIEVE... That God is an imaginary friend for grown ups. That sexiness isn't just flashing cleavage or washboard abs, but an attitude. I believe that everyone should be born sterile. When you turn 18, then you have to go through a battery of tests that lasts several hours. Upon completion, you would need to obtain a "Birthing License" before you can reverse the sterile effects. If you can sum up who you are in less that a parargraph, that you probably won't be much for conversation. Masturbation is the best way to "handle" yourself. We should only pay for cable channels that we watch. Minimum wage is the governments way of saying "I'll only stick the head in". A bi-sexual woman can be defined as "having your pussy and eating it too". If you're a Black woman with blonde weave and fake green or blue contacts, you can't complain about Black men dating White women. No one can hate you more than yourself. Black people need to stop perpetuating stereotypes. There is a name for women who don't like giving head, their called Lesbians. Just because you don't leave behind firey wreckage as you talk on your cell phone, darting in and out of traffic doesn't mean you know how to drive and talk at the same time. Just because you can find two words that rhyme and put them in consecutive sentences doesn't make you a rapper.

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