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37 Year Old · Male · Invited by: TooMuchPenguins · Joined on June 21, 2006 · Born on April 21st
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I have long shunned the about me passage, for I felt that there was no need to tell the particulars of myself. Perhaps this was being unfair. No matter. By the way, I've been accused of having my own unique sense of humor, and I make no apologies. You don't get one of my jokes? Tough! it probably wasn't that funny anyway!Anyway, I'm also almost painfully intelligent...not that I'm bragging, but I'm no dumkopf. I'm jewish, but not a JEW. This means that one of my ancestors may have in fact killed Jesus, but I don't go to Temple and I eat bacon.Also, I'm now an offical ordained minister (aka Asshole) of the First Church of St. Jackass.Those interested in seeking communion with a St. Jackass church should seek out their local Asshole, and have him or her instruct you on how to begin your ecumenical training. This usually involves mocking the handicapped or illegal immigrants, so don't bother unless you REALLY wanna be an Asshole!

37 Year Old · Male · Invited by: TooMuchPenguins · Joined on June 21, 2006 · Born on April 21st
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I like movies. Yup. Oh, and music too! Probably should update my music selection on here, but my browser is broken. Oooooo, books also rock. You ever get the chance, read the Tremaire series by Naomi Novik. Age of Sail + Dragons = sex! k, not really. I'm real big into dancing. Mostly partner-based stuff, though I've done my fair shair of bumpin-and-grinding. For the longest time I was competitive level in swing (charleston and east coast), country jitterbug, tango, salsa, waltz, polka. I loved it, honestly, but because I live in a college town, finding and teaching a partner, only to have her leave because of graduation, or some boy, became frustrating, so it's on hiatus. Plus, hurling a 170 pound girl over my head, then whipping her back around my hips and cradling her in some sexy, impressive pose, gets to be rough on the back. :-P
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My idol would have to be Dienekes. The actual historical figure, rather than the guy from 300. Here's a man who already only has one testicle left from fighting, a loss sure to make almost every man a shivering, gibbering wreck, unable to march to war again, and then he's got the, heh, Ball to respond to the boastfulness of the Persian scout: "Then we shall fight in the shade!" Seriously. He knew he was going to die in that valley. He kept his composure enough to verball bitch-slap some boasting idiot into silence with one of the greatest come back of all time. He's pratically screaming that he doesn't give a rat's ass how many archers the Persians screaming, because no farmer armed with a bow is going to even come close to hurting him. After all, he's already lost one ball, good thing God saw fit to grant him a spare. :-P

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