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52 Year Old · Male · Owned by Fabulousness and is worth 100,000,000 fuBucks. · Joined on July 30, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 6th · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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52 Year Old · Male · Owned by Fabulousness and is worth 100,000,000 fuBucks. · Joined on July 30, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 6th · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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After having been here off and on a while, I thought I would share some observations and such from my visitations.

99% of my "friends" are not. Some women have stated to me, "I am not as pretty as a lot of your friends". Well, pretty means different things to different people, and ugly insides taint the outside really quick. I also tell them that almost all of these "friends" I have never spoken to. Or they will never return a simple hello. I would rather get a "not interested" than nothing.

But then again, for some people, it's all about points and "leveling".

I am always frank with people. I am an open minded, fun-loving individual. I like to share experiences. I am here to make friends. If you don't like that, it's cool, just don't friend me. Stop sending me drinks. I mean, seriously. I get the same women (and men) sending me drinks day in and day out. I stopped saying thank you long ago, because they never answer back anyways.

My favorite woman here, my absolute favorite, is not a particular person at all. It's a template. Shared by many. And it is usually something like this.

The pictures will be an attractive woman, showing off leg, selfies done for maximum impact. Maybe some professional shots. For some, there will even be some NSFW shots, or some sex shots. I have no issue with any of that. I love open people. The fun starts in sections like this "About Me", or "Interests". I love these kinds of statements.

"I am not interested in men. I come here for friends and for innocent chatter. I don't want to see your cock. I have a boyfriend/I am married. Don't call me sexy".

This from a woman that has just shown her vagina to a million people.

"I don't want to talk about sex" from a woman shown getting a pounding in pictures.

"I left here for a while and came back, because people are so phony here" from a woman who uses bad photoshop on her pics and refuses to talk to you anyways.

And the rules girls:

"don't call me sweetie or babe. I am not your babe. I am either the nicest person, or the scariest bitch in your life. I don't want to see your naked pictures (again, coming from someone with 45 NSFW shots). Treat me with respect and I will respect you. Cross me and I will turn your life into a nightmare. Don't Shoutbox me, and if you do and I don't answer, it's because I am rating pictures so don't get pissy with me or I will ruin your life. Treat me with the respect I deserve and I will be nice to you. I don't want to talk to you on the phone or chat with you. I will not give you my email. But please vote for me and send me some paypal cash. Upvote my friend. If you do I will talk to you. Oh, and there are some vaginal shots in a private folder if you pay me. I am not a slut so don't treat me like one. I am a classy lady."

Stuff like that.

No one can ever say this site is not entertaining.

52 Year Old · Male · Owned by Fabulousness and is worth 100,000,000 fuBucks. · Joined on July 30, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 6th · I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!

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