I'm a pretty complex little kitten, awful powerful too. My destiny is to take over the world in order to make planet earth one giant playground for me, my friends, and midgets. Everyone else will be considered a future friend or worm food .If you don't like me, get thee to Mars bitches. Earth is mine. I'm a 6'1, blonde, blued eyed phenomenon of a being who likes puppies, children, flowers, sparkles, sugar, spice, and everything nice. JUST FUCKING WITH YA!!! I like rock, partying, bud light, bonfires, making fun of everything, hanging with my family, photography, O STATE AND TEXAS FOOTBALL, getting candy from people who drive vans, video games, making stupid movies, riding motorcyles (just with Ed though), watching live music, being a fucking a weirdo, making people laugh, truck-boat-trucks, fashion, slapping bitches with my wang, driving, making grown men cry, watching dirty cartoons, hunting, getting drunk with gary, causing a little bit of harmless chaos, being a hermit at my house, talking to strangers, fishing, shooting stuff, makeup, chinese culture, getting dressed up, reading cosmo, my best friend Tricia, talking to Magnus, my Hank Spanky, orange power, badass boots, and roadtrips. There's alot more stuff, but who reads this shit anyway right? There is about a 100% chance i could render you speechless with my banter and intellect. About a 95% chance I could cook circles around your grandma. A 90% chance I could tempt your dad to eat a poison apple just by smiling. An 89% chance your mom wishes I was her child instead of you. A 97% chance that your little brother does lude things with my image. A 93% chance that your little sister wants to be just like me. A 100% chance that if your dog ever saw me, he would hump the hell out of my leg. And about a 99.9% chance that if you aren't a complete asshole that i'll be one of your best friends.