Booty Call AgreementThis pre-booty call agreement (Here in the after referred toas the Agreement!) is entered into on the _______ day of _______,20__, between _____________ and __________. This agreement shallcover the following rules and principles:1) No sleeping over, unless it is very good and we repeat it in themorning.2) No meeting in public except for drinks before the events of theevening.3) No calling between 9 a.m. & 9 p.m. - We don't have shit to talkabout.4) None of this "lovemaking": shit - only mind-blowing sex isallowed.5) No emotional discussions- e.g.: where are we heading with this? Doyou love me? The answer is NO, so don't ask.6) No plans made in advance- that is why you are called the back-up! (Unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one-timeadvanced arrangement.)7) All gifts accepted- money is always good.8) No asking for comparison with former lovers (it's none of yourdamn business.)9) Dirty talk is encouraged.10) No calling each other "friends with privileges"-we are notfriends, just sex buddies.11) Calling out the wrong name during sex is allowed, so don't beoffended.12) No extra clothing, I don't want your ass leaving anything behindwhen you leave.13) No falling asleep right after sex, it's over so get your assdressed and leave.14) Don't be offended if I don't ask you if you enjoyed it, Ireally don't care.15) You cannot borrow my car for any reason.16) If anyone asks who you are, the standard response is: Myroommate’s boyfriend/girlfriend.17) Doggie style is preferred.18) The reason for doggie style is- the less eye contact, thebetter.19) We hook-up absolutely whenever the mood strikes me, so don'tkeep calling me.20) The most important one, no condoms-no screwing. Carry your asshome. Bring your own drink; I'm not your liquor store.21) No phone use, please- don't want anyone calling back lookingfor your ass. >>>>>>>>>Extra tips for successful booty calls<<<<<<<<<The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of theagreement.>>>> If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms ofthis agreement, it will automatically become null and void and youwill then be removed from the Booty Call list and deleted from phonememory and e-mail list. Then blocked from communications until yoursilly ass understands the rules.Participating Party Signature: ____________________________Date: _______________Participating Party Signature: ____________________________Date: _______________its just a joke but damn it is funny normaly i only write poetry but came up with this years ago had to share i make soaps candles play paintball sex is wonderful i read comics drink slot of dew and coffee i love to cook im a gamer guns are great you can quote me ) on that