1.. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2.. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3.. When you smile - I will know you got laid or did something evil.4.. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5.. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.6.. When you are confused - I will use little words.7.. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. (hahahah)8.. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath ... I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask? Because you are my friend.if you get this back, then you know that you have better friends than you thoughtSend this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 2
Hey Bitch!! Thanks for letting us celebrate your birthday with you...It was lots of fun!!! Hope you had a safe drive home. Let us know when you are coming home again. Beau & I are thinking about going home sometime over Easter...let me know if you'll be there. Luv Ya Jamie
Women have strengths that amaze men.They bear hardships and they carry burdens,They smile when they want to scream.They laugh when they want to cry.They cry when they are happyThey fight for what they believe in.They stand up to injustice.They don't take"no" for an answerwhen they believe there is a better solution.They love unconditionally.They cry when their children excelTheir hearts break when they lose a friend.yet they are strong when theythink there is no strength left.They know that a hug and a kisscan heal a broken heart.They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail youto show how much they care about you.They bring joy, hope and love.HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.My friend this is to remind youhow truly amazing you aresend this to all the amazing women you know,to remind them how amazing they are.
