My friend and I got drunk and I decided to run for president. Since he is just as thirsty as I am, I appointed him vice president. Yes, as ridiculous as it sounds, I REALLY am running for president. Fuck it, why not? Its not like I can screw things up any worse ... oh wait, I probably can ... but if Palin can be a governor, I think I have half a chance of being president. So here we go, first thing is first : I'm a total drunk and I sure would enjoy drinking in the white house for a change as opposed to the back alley that I am usually passing out in. get the government out of your house! If you want to eat fast food every day and let your kids play violent video games, that is your business and the government has no right to tell you otherwise. freedom of speech & religion need to be reinstated, but there does need to be a separation between church & state. abolish all smoking bans, light it the fuck up kids! more to follow