Now, at first glance I may not seem like I have such an interesting story. I was born in Allentown and have lived here pretty much my entire life, though when I was born I really lived in Palmerton. What's that? Never heard of it? That's ok, most haven't. Still, as simplistic as the life of a college student from a simple town must be, I have been many places, seen many things, and experienced many things. A lot of them I will share with you. In fact, I'll start off right now with a quick insight into my life; I buy a lot of useless shit How's that for a starter? Well, its true, very little of what I buy has any real purpose in the grander scheme of things. However, with that said, I hardly regret any of said purchases. That is because most of the things I buy say a great deal about myself. As if the items decorating my room tell the epic tale of my life. More on that later. Nowadays, I attend college in Conneticut and hang out with my friends/fellow horsemen of the Apocolypse. Oh, yeah, I am him in the flesh. That reminds me, you might note that I have many different names and titles. That's because i have many allies from all over and each group has a different name to bestow me. Oddly enough, they all seem to suit me. I am called Galvatron because, like the Decepticon commander, I am wicked and insane. I am the Conquistador because that is what I insisted that everyone call me in order to annoy them (inspired by John Cleese's list on how to irritate people). The same goes for Magnifiscant one, which a friend even made a cape with that embrodered upon it for me. As for Batman, well, let us just say that, like Batman, I am known for being crafty and I typically try to prepare for everything. Besides . . . Batman is the greatest hero in fictional history! Anyway, more info on me will follow on later dates. Until then