42 Year Old
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Female
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From Mohave Valley, AZ·
Joined on May 28, 2011
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Relationship status: Engaged
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Born on June 15th
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i am currently in a wonderful relationship i am just on here for friends... everyone have a wonderful.. have quetsion ask if i find it appropriate you will get a respone if not life goes on
42 Year Old
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Female
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From Mohave Valley, AZ·
Joined on May 28, 2011
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Relationship status: Engaged
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Born on June 15th
Interests
poetry, coloring, karaoke and dancing i love the outdoors and i love to text or talk on the phone please be polite nothing raunchy coming out of this tigress
The Original Joke of the DAy The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Arkansas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word.The word they were given was"Timbuktu."First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...Slowly across the desert sandTrekked a lonely caravan,Men on camels, two by two,Destination-Timbuktu.The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...Me and Tim a huntin' went,Met three whores in a pop up tent.They was three, and we was two,So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.The redneck won, hands down!
One day Superman was flying along, feeling kind of horny. He had a busy day ahead of him, but just had to satisfy his urge. So he decided he would fly over to Wonder Woman's house to see what she was doing. As he got closer he used his x-ray vision, and to his suprise, Wonder Women was lying on her bed totally nude.Superman thought"this is great! I'll just zip right in there, do my business, and before she knows it, I'll be gone." So, Superman blasts in, right on top of Wonder Woman, does the deed at light speed, and is gone in a flash. Wonder Woman, not quite knowing what hit her said"WHOA! What was that?" and the Invisible Man replied."I don't know, but my arse sure is sore!"
HUgsThe UPS GuyOne Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles."Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the UPS man comments. Bob, in obvious pain, replies"Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing"WHO AM I?"The UPS man thinks a moment and says,"How do you play"WHO AM I?""Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."The UPS man laughs and says,"Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.""Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded."Your name came up seven times......."
