I am retired military after 25 years of service and retired NWS. Stupidity bores and irritates me, and yet I've probably done more stupid things than most people. I have a wonderful wife and wonderful daughters, and a couple of sons. (Remember what I said about stupidity?) Although I am gravely outnumbered, as long as I walk the straight and narrow I get treated pretty good. And just when I had all this figured out in pops a couple of granddaughters. The numbers keep getting skewed, and not in my favor.

I'm not really interested in NSFW pictures, although I admit sometimes I just can't help myself. I have notice that many of the ladies on fubar have learned that showing just a little is as hot or hotter than showing it all. Good for you. In that same area I am not here looking for anyone or anything and I won't meet you or cam with anyone either. Please don't ask me to talk dirty, it ain't happening, but I cuss up a streak when I hurt myself, and that tends to be quite frequently. I think it has something to do with the stupid thing. You won't see any nude pictures of me and for that you should all bomb me, bling me, rate me, like me, fan me, and friend me, for you have been spared.

I have ridden motorcycles since I was 14. All across the USA and Europe. I quit at about 40 because when I was drinking I could ride better that I could walk. There seemed to be a message in that so I quit riding. Twenty years later I quit drinking, so now all I do is hurt myself and swear. Exciting retirement life huh? Don't forget the stupid thing.

I love all ladies over 50. All of you are hot. The new 20's to me. I have to use fifty, because my girls are in their 40's.