I'm a Ninetieth century wizard with a personal vendetta against anyone named (Insert name of choice here).....

I'm always on the look out for Batman, unfortunately he only seems to show up at comic book conventions. He says hes just a fan dressed up but i can tell hes lying...He's always lying.

I love animals especially cows but only if I have A-1 otherwise they just don't taste as good.

If given the chance I can talk your ear off,provided that its hanging on so loosely that the smallest gust of wind would cause it to fall off anyway.

I like to tell truthful and meaningful stories about past experiences that I made up in my head.

I can see Humor in almost anything, well anything except for movies staring Vin deasal, those things are just absolutely horrible.

I can get along and can have meaningful conversations with almost anybody provided you talk through most of it and accept nods and small murmurs from me as an indication that I am contributing intuitive responses to your inquiries and statements.

Oh yeah probably should mentioned this up front but I can be kinda of a smart ass (If you could not tell from the statements above describing myself).

I consider myself to be somewhat of a genius but by the same token I'm also clinically insane. I'm right on the line of both and at this point i could really go either way