~I don't touch public doorknobs,although sometimes the 3 second rule is acceptable.~I choose my battles wisely,although I will fight to the death if you insist upon pronouncing my first name incorrectly.~I believe ketchup is a vegetable,and a member of one of the 5 basic food groups.~I have 6 children.My oldest is 21,and my youngest is 2.~I have 6 cats,and amazingly enough,my house never smells like cat piss.~I had a chicken named Lola,but she crossed the road,and my neighbors called the cops on her. I asked her why she crossed the road,but she wouldn't say,and she is now residing on a no kill farm.~I'm quiet and reserved and I generally don't like people very much.But after a few cocktails,I can be quite sociable.~Don't ask me to give you a call,because chances are,I won't.~I hate people who hurt and exploit children.~I think there aren't enough people in the world who actually give 2 shits about what is actually going on,and would rather tune out than tune in.Although I may appear inconsistent to those who don't know me very well,I am consistently one with my madness,and those who know me in person will attest to this fact.A free thinker not bound by the lies of the right hand path,I answer to no one but myself .I respect both life and death,and try to live in perfect balance of the 2. I embrace both the grotesque,and the beautiful,and can see beauty where others have over looked. I cannot be categorized,as there is no specific mold for me to form to. I like it that way.You either love me,or you hate meMy Myspace URL is:http://www.myspace.com/lcazz_neitherherenorthere