Hello and welcome. My names is Alex, Im 21 and I live in North Wales (please dont judge me on that). I smoke too much, I drink too much and I swear like a trooper. If any of that is going to be a problem for you then get the fuck away from my page.




There is a strong chance that I am better than you at almost everything (excluding the shit I cant do obviously, like give birth) purely because I have what is called patience and also an ever increasing brain capacity which enables me to learn more than you at a much quicker rate. Therefor, I am smarter than you, although many will say I'm arrogant without cause, but they can go and fuck themselves.




I just got to say that guys who wear pink shirts are not fucking cool in any way. The pink shirt just makes the guy who is wearing it look like a complete fucktard if not a completely queer. Just stop wearing those pink shirts guys; youre letting the team down. Okay? But if you do persist on wearing such social atrocities then I can only wish the entire fury of hells army upon you. I hope you die.




If you decide to add me (which after reading this profile is incredibly unlikely) then the chances are that I will accept your request, just because Im nice like that. Unlike those other sodding tossers who after I put in a request to be on their friend list send me a pointless fucking message saying "do I know you? Why did you add me?" Just fuck off would you! If you dont want me to be on your friend list then just press the deny button you whinging social reject. It is really is that simple. Why waste time asking stupid fucking questions that you already know the answers to? You bunch of arse bandits.




I really hate the way that people feel the need to produce an abundance of obscure abbreviations in their messages which I can only understand every other word, such as;




Hi m8. Howz U? Wot U bin up 2? Do U wanna meet up l8r 4 a drink coz I no dat grl U lyk iz gonna B in there 2?




I just can't fucking stand it! There is no need for this laziness. Its taken thousands of years to perfect our fine language into what we have today so dont fuck it up in a decade you bunch of common shits just because you cant be arsed to spell properly. Try and use the Queens English a bit.




Congratulations if you have bothered to read on this far. Most people would have stopped reading my profile the moment I started insulting people. Believe it or not I am actually a really nice guy. I am friendly but I will speak my mind on the controversial views I have. I try not to offend people but when they act so fucking stupid or do idiotic things then sometimes I just can’t help my self.




I hate French people. Arrogant tossers.