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55 Year Old · Female · From Cape Coral, FL · Joined on January 3, 2007 · Born on November 11th · 27 referrals joined! · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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55 Year Old · Female · From Cape Coral, FL · Joined on January 3, 2007 · Born on November 11th · 27 referrals joined! · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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Hmmmm, about me. Well, there are a few song lyrics that fit: "Im a very kinky girl...the kind you dont take home to mother." Also: "Im a bitch, Im a lover, Im a child, Im a mother, Im a sinner Im a saint...". Another: "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me...dontcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me" (oh, hell, that whole damned song reminds me of me, lol). On the other end of the spectrum, Im pretty sure that "White and Nerdy" was written about me, though Im not FLUENT in Klingon and those bowling pants he's wearin' got to go.

I make my living as a bondage model and photographer (fetish and mainstream, both). Im also a mom and a wife to the best hubby a woman could get(sorry, fellas)--and, yes, he knows about me chatting, having a MySpace account and being here (he is one of my CT family), but dont let that stop ya from sayin' "Hi".

Im a great gal-pal; one of the nicest, sweetest, most caring people you'll ever meet, and loads of fun, too! Im patriotic as hell and would gladly hug anyone who wears a uniform for our country! Im also a shameless flirt but Im harmless (relatively) and I dont bite...well, ok, thats a lie but its usually just a nibble. I like to have fun and I am ok with my body. I just dont like to be pushed about it. I do what I want to on my schedule, not yours.

If all you have are pictures of your dick, or if you pester me about looking at them, you wont be around very long. If most of your pictures are of you sticking your tongue out, you wont be around long. Btw, what on EARTH makes you think that looks sexy? Dude, do yourself a favor and go look in the mirror while you do that. You look stupid. Its dumb as fuck, seriously. If you are accepted, and the first words to me are "let me see your private pix" or act like you are doing me some grand favor by offering to let me see yours, you wont be around long. Its not doing me any favor at all, I assure you. If you dont read my profile, then ask me questions like "are you married", etc, you wont be around long. Be respectful to me and Ill be oh so nice to you.

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Since I am here for friends, I actually do respond to people on my page. If you left comments or rated my profile/pix and I didnt do the same in return, it was an accidental oversight. Im not online every moment of every day so I sometimes miss these things. If you want attention, message me. Squeaky wheel gets the oil, ya know.

If I sent a friend request (which is rare-fear of rejection, ya know), it was because there was something interesting about you, most likely something I thought we would have in common. NOT looking to have sex with you, cam with you, see your penis, run off into the sunset with you or pick out china patterns. Just looking to get to know others from all over.

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK! Prejudice is mean and I have no use for closed-minded people who like to hate. I dont like stupid people. Im not saying that its not ok to do stupid things. Hell, stupid is funny, usually. I am talking about people who refuse to learn or to expand horizons or look at a different point of view. I also dont like druggies and have a zero tolerance policy for those who flaunt recreational drug use. What you do is your biz, sure, but do keep it private, will ya?

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55 Year Old · Female · From Cape Coral, FL · Joined on January 3, 2007 · Born on November 11th · 27 referrals joined! · 2 different people have a crush on me!
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First and foremost, I love watching people. People fascinate me! I love flirting, sure, who doesnt, but I am not going to meet you, sorry. Im not going to ask to fuck, chat, webcam or see your cock either. If that changes, Ill letcha know, but I dont see it happening any time soon. Dont beg me to chat with you off CT or demand me to do anything. I freakin' hate that. If I want to chat, Ill let you know. Dont tell me I have to or pester me about it because, if you do, off you go, buh-bye.



Also, if your first brilliant thoughts to me are anything like "Hi, like your profile, accept me and go look at my cock" or "hey, baby, are you married" or "Im an amateur porn star, see my pix to prove it" (yes, these are actual comments Ive gotten) or any other such nonsense, off you go, buh-bye. If, within the first few min. of being on my friends list you ask to be added to family, ESPECIALLY if you havent looked at or rated any other pictures, off you go, buh-bye. Im kind of oppositional and like to do what I want to and tend to rebel against being told I should.



I actually want "friends", for all that can be on the internet, that is. Really want to impress me? Have a decent conversation with me about something other than sex. I just might surprise you. Do bring something to the table, though. I have a lot of info and opinions on a great variety of subjects so Im like an uzi in the brain department. If you are a moron, you are bringing a stick to a gunfight, trust me on this.

I love kids and animals. I love racing and photography. I love cooking and baking. I love laying on the beach, working on my tan. I also love shopping, reading and writing. Challenging games are great, and that is video or other. I like crosswords and cryptoquotes.

Turn ons? Aside from a great smile and great sense of humor (and a nice pair of legs ending in an awesome ass) I love handcuffs, rope, etc and, for some odd reason, cops and men in camouflage (weird, I know). I LOVE MY SAILOR!!

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EVERY man and woman who wears a military uniform for our country, past, present and future. Mothers and fathers with disabled children and MY HUSBAND!

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    Happy Birthday and another 12 months of good luck!ME & the Middle East are doing well, how are you and Ray doing?Te Amo! Chief Mac

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