DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE *WINK*). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY
SmAaAcK~!!!!! U MUST BE ~SeXy~.. CUZ I JUST SmAkKeD CHO' aSs...LoL! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN SmAcKeD, YOU HAVE TO sMaCk 15 ~SeXy~ AsSeS. INCLUDING THE AsS THAT SmAcKeD YOU! IF YOU GET SmAcKeD AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY ~SeXy~! * * }�{ ** IF YOU BREAK THE ChAiN, YOU'LL HAVE UgLyNeSs FOR 10 YeArS LIKE ALL OUR IMITATORS. SO GO WyLd SmAcKiN ~SeXy~ AsSEs TO LET THEM KNOW THEY'RE ~SeXy~..
Pass This Lick To All Those You Wish To Taste….If You Get 1 Back Your Lickable……..If You Get 3 Back Your A Tasty Treat……..If You Get 10 Or More Back....Your F*****LickTastic!!! Have A Kick Ass Day :o)! Now Ya'll know that I would send you all backone of these sooooo consider yourself offically" LICKED ALL OVER TO THE FULLEST."Which means that YOU'RE ALL LICKTASTIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire, what would you call it? A fucken Goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told Little red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucken book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or you will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if you receive this it means your fucken sexy if you get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train....... this shit is funny...
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