WIDOWED 7/6/06 - My MistressJuls Re-located to Heaven.
* Notice to guys, minors, and those without a personal pic or not relatively local - don't bother asking, I won't add you. *** A few tidbits about me: I'm the "Cunnilinguist" mentioned numerous times by Jay Leno on the "Tonight Show" & by Howard Stern, among others (I hold My Name's International Trademark & Copyright in every conceivable variation). Majority stock owner and COTB of an International Corporation, based in Liechtenstein, w/7 subsidiaries. Combat Vet: Captain. Properties in Ohio, Colorado, Texas, US Virgin Islands, Costa Rica, Bolivia and Liechtenstein.
Saucee: Gourmet Chef (soups & sauces).
Former Financial Analyst with the "Save Our Browns".
Electrical & General Contractor Licenses. Multi-Engine Pilot License. Licensed Martial Arts Instructor (Mu Ha She). FFP (cw-fa).

The only "Cracker" to successfully access Microsoft with their knowledge (1999).

Webmaster/Owner of 24, and shareholder of 11, "Adult" paysites & 40+ Free Groups/Chats/Blogs.

BDSM Master in the Lifestyle since 2/88. Own the most Extensively equipped private Dungeon in N.E. Ohio.

Producer & International Patent Holder of "Fucersize" Orgasmic Exerciser.

U.S. & International Patentholder.

Holder of 60+ International Copyrights & Trademarks.
Over a dozen Articles Published.
Former Columnist (3 years) for "Get Kinky" Magazine.

MENSA Card Holder since 1979.

Currently studying for Juris Doctorate at CSU. I was recognized by the Ohio Supreme Court as my wife's "Attorney-in-Fact" in 2005.

+++ Might seem like a contradiction to many but I'm also one of the original "Tracking" programmers for www.cyberangels.org - contrary to popular opinion the vast majority of the "Adult" industry DESPISES pedophiles with a passion. They're bad for business!
*** I can be easily reached on YIM as: the_expert_cunnilinguist
*** Dungeon & "Fucersize" pix viewable at DUNGEON & FUCERSIZE PIX
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