okie dokie...time for me to sound like a big ol' jerky jerkface. i'm not somebody that will rate you a '10', or rate your pictures '10', or become your fan simply because you did the same to me. if you're just looking for me to help ya out in this big popularity contest we've got going here, then i'll probably just ignore ya. however, if you actually make an attempt to communicate with me, then i have no problem returning the favor with ratings, fannings, and commentings....all the 'ings'...'cause then i'll know you're not after the dumb points. if this gets me rated less than 10...so be it...at least my less-than-10 rating will be more real than the 10-or-more rating that everyone else on the site has. indeed.

now with that stupid little disclaimer out of the way, read on if you'd like to know more about me...toodles...

i'm a goof...i'm interested in stuff that is good...and funny...and lame...and assorted other descriptive words as well. i've been trained in the art of professional wrestling, so i can get clobbered in the skull with a chair with the best of 'em. a nasty leg injury has put me out of action since july '04, buuuut i think i may be returning eventually....when the time is right.

i'm a comedian...i enjoy performing stand-up comedy. it's a grand time. i get no more pleasure in life than to look at a bunch of smiling faces and knowing that i put those smiles there...except if those smiling faces are hippos...because hippo teeth frighten me. if you need a chuckle, feel free to contact me...i'll try to make tears of joy roll down your face after i tell you a lovely joke.

i'm also currently writing a book that will hopefully be published in the not-so distant future. i'm not gonna go into detail about it, 'cause it's an original idea and i don't want it stolen, but if you're a fan of my manic rants in my blogs, you'll definately wanna pick this bad boy up...that is IF i can find a publisher willing to help me out.

i'm an extremely laid back guy...i'm very mellow. people often think i'm on drugs because of it...well, that and the fact that i'm pretty much insane. but rest-assured, the only thing i've been snorting is water...and it burns my nostrils like the dickens.

anyway, i'm a nice fellow...if you wanna chat, hang out, throw batteries at the elderly, whatever, just let me know and i'll see what i can arrange. that's all i feel like typing, so if you want to know more, contact me....read my blogs...or...stalk me...or something. adios.