The Buffalo Theory............ According to Cliff on Cheers as told to his Buddy Norm."Well you see, Norm it's like this... a herd of Buffalo can only move asfast as the slowest Buffalo. And When the herd is hunted, it is theslowest and weakest ones that are killed first. This natural selection isgood for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health ofthe group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as theslowest brain cells. Now, as we all know, excessive intake of alcoholkills brain cells. Naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest braincells first! In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates theweaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
