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just a few thoughts
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative

on the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing

in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never

tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice

person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so

good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the

waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks

before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a

mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real

world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race

has not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word

would be "meetings."

27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost

never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling

reason why we observe daylight savings time.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely

suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual

baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to

make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,

gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep

down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

37. Your friends love you anyway.

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rock heavy metal hiphop classical some country rap just about anything
Movies
the crow
full metal jacket
cadence
the matrix trilogy
heavy metal (the movie duh)
lord of the rings trilogy
rocky horror picture show
harry potter (all)
disney movies (most)
kill bil (vol. 1 & 2)
anything by Quentin Tarantino
underworld (both)
wildthings
the outsiders
fight club
just to name a few
Idols
my kids i wish i had their energy optimism and joy
Video Games
final fantasy
baldurs gate
champions of norrath
gauntlet
retro games if i played it in the arcade or on my original nes i probably have it for my ps2 lol i love galaga n can beat the game have many times
sonic am completely addicted to sonic

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  • MRSsweething sweet...

    What we can learn from trees:1. It's important to have roots. 2. In today's complex world, it pays to branch out. 3. Don't pine away over old flames. 4. If you really believe in something, don't be afraid to go out on a limb. 5. Be flexible so you don't break when a harsh wind blows. 6. Sometimes you have to shed your old bark in order to grow. 7. Grow where you're planted. 8. It's perfectly okay to be a late bloomer. 9. Avoid people who would like to cut you down. 10. You can't hide your true colors as you approach the autumn of your life.
    Have an awesome week hunny :)huggies, Debbie

    15 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...


    Subject: IBM - Mouse balls & Mouse ball inspectorI don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units)Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the personal on removing and replacing these necessary items.Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
    heheh please have a great weekendhun :)huggies, Debbie

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...


    As meals go, Thanksgiving dinnerIs always a feast--a five star winner.Here comes the salad, dressed just right,The golden brown turkey--a savory delight;The stuffing now, and then the gravy,The Jello mold, all wiggly and wavy.Take some cranberry sauce and candied yams;Is there room for fresh made rolls and jams?More dishes tempt me; ah, but I Must save some room for pumpkin pie!Heres hoping you had a Blessed day my friend.Lots of loves & huggies,Debbie :)

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...
    Sometimes you can hear the soft beat of fairy wings flying near, making wondrous music that catches you in its spell ~ your heart soars up to join the flight as you balance gently on the edge of dreams.huggies hun & please have a wonderful evening Debbie
    :)

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...


    BELIEVE IN ANGELS ~ THEY BELIEVE IN YOU!The more I believe in AngelsThe more I see them all around me.In friends, family & acquaintances.It's amazing how much goodness you can see, If only you believe."Wherever you go, whatever you do,may angels watch over you."Have a wonderful & safe weekend hunHuggies always, Debbie :)

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...


    This should probably be taped to yourbathroom mirror where one could readit everyday. You may not realize it,but it's 100% true.1. There are at least two people inthis world that you would die for.2. At least 15 people in this worldlove you in some way.3. The only reason anyone would everhate you is because they want to bejust like you.4. A smile from you can bringhappiness to anyone, even if theydon't like you.5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks aboutyou before they go to sleep.6. You mean the world to someone.7. You are special and unique.8. Someone that you don't even knowexists loves you.9. When you make the biggest mistakeever, something good comes from it.10. When you think the world hasturned its back on you take anotherlook.11. Always remember the complimentsyo u received. Forget about the ruderemarks.So........... If you are a lovingfriend, send this to everyone,including the one that sent it to you.If you get it back, then they reallydo love you.And always remember.... when lifehands you Lemons, ask for tequila andsalt,and call me over!Good friends are like stars........Youdon't always see them, but you knowthey are always there."Whenever God Closes One Door HeAlways Opens Another, Even ThoughSometimes It's Hell in the Hallway"I would rather have one rose and akind word from a friend while I'm herethan a whole truck load when I'm gone.RETURN TO SENDERForward to all your friends, includingme. ! And don't tell me you're toobusy for this. Don't you know thephrase"stop and smell the flowers"?See how many"bouquets" you end upwith!

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...
    My home is where my feet touch My bed is what's under me when I'm sleepy My food is anything that tastes good. My friends are whom I choose. The night is my safety, the day is my warmth. I'm proud but not vain. Simple things delight me.I love to be loved, but love when I choose. I adapt very quickly, but prefer my routine. I am curious to a fault. I am beautiful, and I'm clean, and I know it. My soft voice can comfort, my anger is clear. I practice my agility so none can compare. I am what I am, and I would be no other, I am cat! And that's that! Aww it was nice to see ya hunny :)Have a purrr-fect day hun, Huggies, Debbie

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...

    1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13)5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU!8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS... (THE ANSWER IS ON #14)9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8)13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)now you must send this to people you love!!!! and especially the one who sent it to ya......so have FUN!!!hehehe huggies always hun,Debbie

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam."Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter & snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head & sweetly says"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." Hehehehe.. Have a wonderful day hunPlease 4-give me for not rating as much as I used to, but if u read my blog u will know how hectic things are on me at this time, & how very limited I am. :)Huggies ~n~ Loves, Debbie


    16 years ago · Reply
  • Doriansweething sweet...
    Ahhh, a shot of jack. As any girl knows, the way to a mans heart is through his liver!

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Doriansweething sweet...
    Thanks for the"nice pic" comment. I'd say the same but you look so good in all of yours it seems a little redundant

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Doriansweething sweet...
    Thanks! I'm desperatly trying to stop my fingers typing"for the add". I may have been on here too long!

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...

    Garden of FriendshipFriends are like flowerseach unique in their own way,put them all togetherwhat a wonderful bouquet. Some are really brilliantfull of light sharp and clear,while other are more subduedto both you can adhere.You are a flower in my gardenthat makes up my bouquet,my friends you all makea very impressive display.Woohoo its Friday!!! & Have a fantastic weekend hun :)ps... Please please read my last blogso u dont wonder about me or think Ihave forgotten u.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MRSsweething sweet...

    Friends Live In Our Hearts People enter & leave our livesquickly as waves rise and then fall upon the white sandy shore. But friends are special they brighten our days & enrich our lives with special ways.They live in our thoughts,precious memories, to cheer us when life's lonely.Their presence in our lifeis treasured beyond measure,appreciated in countless waysWe may not have time enough to talk, or to be with them as often as we'd like but they are with us always.In our thoughts & in our heartsI'm Thinking of You my friend

    Have a wonderful week my friend~ lots of loves~Debbie


    16 years ago · Reply
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