im a 30 year old, goin on 31, stay at home, out of this world, weird ass, retarded mom.and i am married to the most beautiful, most wonderful, most sexy man in this world.i love big trucks, the country (hate the city life), anything adventurous and natural.i hate fukin starbucks!!!!!!!!they are for stuck up city folk...i prefer my coffee from a little ol diner with interesting old folks in there telling you their whole life story...i'm very caring and nurturing, but know i will not give you money cause i aint got none.i'm known as the beer lady.no i am not an obnoxious drunk, i get my stuff done and done right.i love cats.they are cleaner than dogs and they dont chew up your underwear.i'm a firm believer in carlos mencia's opinions.they are correct and to the point.if ya take offense to what he says, then that's ur problem.lighten up and get a dam personality.life is too short to take offense to everything that people say.that just means u have a low self esteem.anyway, hope u enjoyed me so far, if not, oh freakin well!!!!!!!!!