Picture your typical computer nerd/geek. Now-lose the glasses (for now, at least)-lose the high-pitched/squeaky voice-lose the acne (as long as I take care of myself)-lose the dorky clothes (...hopefully?)-keep the gaming addiction-keep the AD&D association (if you don't know what that is, stay that way)-keep the weird information known about computers-lose the HTML and web development knowledge (sorry everyone!)-extend the height to roughly 6' 2"-add tremendous amounts of humor, sarcasm, cynicism, and pessimism-add a general indifference to people's opinion of himself-make him an emotional void-now, for the final touch, make him irresistibly attractive with a personality that's like a vacuumThat's me!Oh, and people say I'm boring. Just keep that in mind.