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Halloween Fruit Salad Ingredients 12 oranges 3 bananas, cut up 4 apples, cut up 3 pears, cut up Preparation Cut off the tops and bottoms and hollow out 12 oranges, being careful not to break the skin; use a small serrated grapefruit spoon. Carve a face in each orange and put a tea candle inside. Arrange them around the edges of a platter and pile the platter high with cut fruit. Light the little jack-o-lanterns when your guests arrive. Serves 12. Hint: Keep the carved-out oranges, and let them dry out on a shelf. When they become rock hard, dip each in polyurethane to seal it against mold, and hang it on a string to dry. These tiny jack-o-lanterns make unique napkin rings or ornaments on Halloween wreaths. Back to top of page Sherried Pumpkin Soup with Candied Apple Ingredients 1/4 cup each of: diced onions, diced carrots, diced leeks, and diced celery 1/4 tsp. minced garlic 2 tbs. clarified butter (melted butter with the solids skimmed off the top) 1 cup sherry 4 cups pumpkin, roasted and peeled 1/4 cup rice 4 cups chicken stock 1/2 cup cream Salt and pepper seasoning to taste Pumpkin seeds (roasted and husked, available in health food stores 1 Granny Smith apple, julienned Turbinado sugar (this is coarse, unrefined sugar—substitute brown sugar if you can't find turbinado) Preparation Saute all vegetables in clarified butter until tender. Add one cup sherry and simmer until reduced by half. Add chicken stock, rice, pumpkin, and salt and pepper. Cook until rice is exploded (very overcooked). Blend or process, then run through a sieve. Add cream and reheat. Saute julienned apples in butter and sugar until caramelized. Garnish soup with pumpkin seeds and caramelized apples. Serves 6. Back to top of page Ruth Faris' Lebanese Pumpkin Kibbee Note: This recipe requires taste-testing at several points to get the spices right. Ingredients Medium sized sugar pumpkin (the small hard kind used for cooking, not carving), cooked, peeled and seeded; about 4 cups pulp 1 cup cracked bulgar wheat 4 medium onions, chopped 1 cup slivered or shredded almonds Whole wheat flour (optional) 2 tbs. cooking oil (for sauteing) Salt, pepper, allspice, and cinnamon to taste Preparation Soak bulgar wheat for 1/2 hour. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mash cooked pumpkin pulp and add two chopped onions, raw. Squeeze all water from wheat and add wheat to pumpkin mixture, stir. Add spices: salt, pepper, allspice and cinnamon, to taste. For a smoother texture, add 1/2 cup wheat flour. Saute remaining chopped onion in oil. Add 3/4 cup nuts and more spices (salt, pepper, allspice, cinnamon) to taste. Put 1/2 of the pumpkin mixture in casserole pan, cover with a layer of sauteed onions and nuts, and top with remaining pumpkin mixture. Sprinkle thin layer of uncooked nuts on top. Cut kibbee into diagonal triangle pattern. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes. Kibbee can be frozen either before or after cooking. Back to top of page Pumpkin Dessert Dip with Ginger Snaps Ingredients 2 cups powdered sugar 8 oz. whipped cream cheese 15 oz. pumpkin puree 1/2 tsp. cinnamon 1/2 tsp. nutmeg 1/2 tsp. ginger Preparation Mix all ingredients well and chill for one hour. Pour in pumpkin. Serve with gingersnaps for dipping. Back to top of page Blood Red Cocktails Ingredients 1-1/4 oz. vodka 3/4 oz. Chambord Splash of cranberry juice Preparation Mix together vodka, Chambord, and cranberry juice. Shake with ice. Strain into a glass. Back to top of page Halloween Schnapps Ingredients Apple Schnapps Cinnamon Schnapps Hot sauce Preparation Mix equal amounts apple and cinnamon Schnapps in a shot glass. Add a drop of red hot sauce.

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Post new blog entry!The Halloween Dumb Supper Dumb cakes and dumb suppers most likely grew out of the idea of feeding the dead. The cooking was done in complete silence, and, often, backwards. If it worked, folks said, spirits would come to the supper table. For at least two centuries, women on both sides of the Atlantic tried Halloween dumb suppers with varying success. Here's how to do it: Sometime before midnight on Halloween set a table for you, your guests, and a spirit. You must not speak during the entire process. Then, cook a meal—preferably something traditional for Halloween—and set it on plates. Serve each plate walking backwards, sit down, and, without talking, eat. A spirit should appear at midnight and take a place at the table. It's said this will be the spirit of your one true love. Halloween Dumb Cake Place a tin of flour and a small bowl of salt on a table. Have each guest take a handful of flour and place it on a sheet of wax paper. Each person then sprinkles the flour with as much salt as she can hold between her finger and thumb. Stir the flour and salt together and hide a wedding ring in the mixture. Sprinkle it with a few drops of water and mix again. Heap the “dough” into a small bowl and pack it down hard. Turn the bowl upside down and unmold the flour-and-salt dough, carefully, so that it retains its round shape. Have each person slice a piece of the “cake.” The guest who gets the piece with the ring will marry next. To alter this game, use a charm that has special meaning, such as a coin for a new job, or a piece of eggshell for a baby. Ducking for Apples Fill a tub or bucket, the biggest you can find (I used a child’s swimming pool once), with water. Stock it with apples and let several guests at a time try to grab an apple with their teeth. In the 19th century, they said whoever snagged the first apple would marry first. Alternately, the first name you heard spoken out loud after you'd snagged your apple would be the name of your future spouse. In another variation, charms were pushed into the apples before they were set floating. He or she who snagged the apple with a coin would grow wealthy; a ring, be married; and a button, never marry. Although I like second sight as a prize, especially on Halloween night, you can choose new meanings for your charms or prizes to modernize the game and make it more appropriate for your guests.

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You can invoke these centuries-old traditions to plan activities for your party. On Halloween, women made a colcannon of potatoes, mashed parsnips and chopped onion, and buried in it a ring (to symbolize marriage), a thimble (spinsterhood), a doll (children), and a coin (wealth). The fate of each participant was determined by the symbol found cooked into their portion. The practice of looking into a candlelit mirror at midnight on Halloween was found in both the British Isles and America; it was believed that the image of one’s future husband would appear over a woman’s shoulder in the reflection. If you leave a wet blouse out to dry, your future husband will visit during the night and turn the sleeve. -Superstition from the British Isles Go to a spring on Halloween and take a mouthful of water, but do not swallow it. Then walk backwards home, get into bed backwards, and swallow the water. Your future husband will give you a drink in your dream. -Superstition found in Illinois, 20th century Leaving food for the dead on the eve of All Hallow's was both a social and a spiritual offering. Its social function was to redistribute the wealth for one night—in some areas, affluent families cooked a feast and left it for the "spirits" (the town's poor) to eat while the family was at church. The spiritual element was symbolic; food was cooked for the ancestors to make sure that the living remembered the dead. Younger people hoped against hope that the kindness would then be repaid, and the dead would pass on secrets from the mysterious otherworld.

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Halloween The first Halloweens were tied to the quickening dark, to seasonal change, to death, to the movement of beings—fairies, witches, dead souls—through the night. Halloween was once imagined as a rift in reality where time slipped by without the traveler knowing he’d gone missing. As a night to return home, dead or alive. There was fear, yes, but it was fear of loss—of children and family, of land, crops, and place. This night wasn’t about violence, but rather about the unquiet of guilt, anticipation of the unknown, of facing the consequences of meddling with things you couldn’t—or shouldn’t—control. These Halloweens meant something; they held a place in the year for magic, for mourning, for first love, for fear. Then, and even now on Halloween, the otherworld seems always and uniquely present. On this night, it can be broached, or we, if we’re willing, can imagine it. Samhain Halloween likely developed from Samhain (pronounced sow-en, with “sow” rhyming with “cow”), or “summer’s end,” a feast known to Celtic and Scandinavian peoples across Europe over 2000 years ago. Samhain was celebrated around November 1st, when dark came early and the air grew cold. Herds were brought in from summer pastures, and communities reunited to prepare for winter. They likely made laws, told stories, and celebrated with bonfires and feasting; animals were sacrificed. We first hear of Samhain in Irish sagas recorded by monks between the 9th and 12th centuries. It was a magical time for the mythical peoples of ancient Ireland. Tribes gathered at the central seats of Ireland: at Tara, warriors convened to fend off annual attacks from the Otherworld. Legendary kings were slain at Samhain, monstrous birds released, sacrifices made, great loves consummated. Early historical references (as opposed to mythological) report the slaying of livestock and an opening-of-winter feast. No Samhain rituals are recorded in either myth or history, but we do know that Halloween’s association with ghosts, food and fortune telling likely began with the marking of summer’s end. All Saint’s and All Soul’s Days In the feste of al halowen, euery saynt..taketh his owne place. --from church writings, 1413 When the Roman conquest of Great Britain, begun in 43 A.D., absorbed most Celtic lands, Christianity became the official religion. It’s ironic, given today’s relationship between some churches and Halloween, that early Christians were largely responsible for the survival of this holiday into modern times. A series of papal edicts set a church feast day, All Saint’s, on November 1 in the 9th century. All Saint’s was known as All Hallow’s in Britain (Hallow meaning holy or one who is holy). The evening before, called Hallowe’en, (shortened from Hallows’ eve) was first used in print by Scots poets in the 18th century. But our modern Halloween’s soul mate is not really All Saint’s Day but All Soul’s Day. Established around 1000 AD in the Cluniac order, and then extended to Christendom, was set on November 2 as a time to pray for friends and family who had recently died. The date was eventually chosen as the day after All Saint’s Day to emphasize the idea that saints could intercede on behalf of the dead. Praying for the dead, and remembering the dead with food (e.g., the mass) are 1000-year-old precedent for both the ghostliness associated with Halloween and what we know now as trick or treating. Throughout the Middle Ages church bells were rung at this time to remember the dead. Some put out food for their loved ones, and some left a lantern burning in their windows so that spirits could find their way home for a visit. Halloween charity was born here as well—the Cluniac monks began serving poor people food on All Soul’s (the poor were medieval stand-ins for the dead), establishing a precedent: for giving directly to the poor, rather than giving to priests on behalf of the poor. Death and Plenty It’s possible the church created All Saint’s and All Soul’s Days to take the place of pagan Samhain. In the late 19th century Sir James George Frazer proposed his theory that folkways were vestiges of pagan practices, and wrote that Halloween originated from a pagan festival of the dead. (He also admitted there was no historical record linking Samhain with the dead.) Frazer argued that the church placed its All Saint’s and All Soul’s days on November 1 and 2 to supplant early pagan rites. John Rhys, following Frazer’s lead, claimed Halloween was the Celtic New Year; this he inferred from contemporary folklore he found in Wales and Ireland. And although it’s possible that Halloween contains traces of an earlier, pagan belief system, contemporary British historian Ronald Hutton posits it’s just as likely that what 19th century historians recorded as the remnants of ancient pagan beliefs were half-remembered Catholic teaching. Either way, medieval All Hallow’s was considered an otherworldly time. In Naples, charnel houses were opened and cadavers dressed in robes and displayed. In Brittany, clergy led processions to the graveyard where people poured milk on graves. In Salerno, Italy, families left out food for dead. In Britain, they built bonfires to ward off spirits. In some towns in Elizabethan England people carved turnips—representing the souls of the dead—at All Hallow’s. But this was also a time of plenty. Medieval All Hallow’s marked the end of the farmer’s year. Larders were full, flocks sheltered, and for the foreseeable future there was time enough for pleasure and, importantly, food enough to share. Throughout the winter holidays, masking, tricks, performances, and processions were enacted in exchange for treats or money. All Hallow’s kicked off the season. Up to the 13th century, All Hallow’s begging was dependent on the largess of kings and aristocrats. Manor lords and royalty were expected to entertain on All Hallow’s and records indicate that musicians were paid to entertain. Guilds and parishes eventually took over this role, and by the mid-15th century, churches employed seasonal customs like All Hallow’s begging to raise money. In Shakespeare’s England, people went “souling,” or begging small breads called “soul cakes” in exchange for prayers they’d say for the donor’s loved ones and teams of performers also took to the street offering secular plays and music in exchange for food, drink or money. In County Cork, Ireland, adults begged house-to-house for a Halloween feast following a white mare-a man covered with a white sheet holding a wooden horse’s head. In parts of Scotland, costumed beggars out on Halloween were known as “skeklers.” In Wales, boys dressed as girls and girls as boys to go house-to-house singing Halloween rhymes. Into the New World In the 18th and 19th centuries, economic conditions in Europe and the British Isles sent many people looking for a better life in America. Scottish and Irish immigrants entered the United States by the thousands and shared their Halloween folklore with new neighbors. Other groups added their own cultural influences. The Germans, for example, brought an especially vivid witchcraft lore; Haitian and African blacks brought their own superstitions about black cats, fire and witchcraft; and the English and Dutch brought a love for masquerade. Late at night in the kitchens of the American South, Irish girls likely whispered with slaves brought from Africa and the Islands: would a black cat’s bone make you invisible? Could you hear the bone scream as you passed it through your lips? Was it true that on All Hallow’s Eve, if you placed an egg front of the fire and it sweated blood, you’d get the man you loved? In the mountains of Virginia, folks said that on Halloween you could hear the future whispered in the wind; and in Louisiana, some said that if you made a “dumb supper”—a meal cooked backwards and in total silence—and waited until midnight, a ghost would slip in and sit at the table. Halloween celebrations depended entirely on the religious and folk fabric of each region. The Caledonian Society in Canada, founded in 1855, kept the Scottishness of Halloween up front, and people gathered to read Scots poet Robert Burns’ poem “Halloween” (1786) each October. In the Ozarks, Halloween could mean a barn dance; in New York City, parades and firecrackers; in Philadelphia, tavern-hosted masquerades. If there was a commonality, it was this: Halloween-being the night the spirits were out-was a time for anarchy. Young people removed gates, hoisted rocking chairs into the trees and cows onto roofs, and come the next morning, people smiled to themselves and went about their business. Victorian Holiday By the end of the 19th century, the world had turned on its head. Darwin had published The Origin of the Species (1859), Freud had begun peeling back the brain to reveal an unconscious, and archeology, spurred by excavations in Egypt and Greece, excited the public imagination. Victorians began to see history as a series of layers, and set about finding old stories, ballads and poems as if they were fossils that could tell what life was really like in the past. Surrounded by factories and machinery, the world’s first industrial societies came to hunger for the country, for a simpler time they saw as more connected to nature and a deeper truth. There was comfort in ancient traditions, in things that did not change. Halloween, as discovered by Victorian “antiquarians”—rural, colorful, otherworldly, and demanding a certain amount of innocence—was entrancing. The explosion of mid-to-late Victorian popular literature cast Halloween in a romantic light. Halloween games had been geared towards finding out who would marry who since at least the 1700s, perhaps long before. American magazine fiction published after the Civil War used these fortune telling customs to stir their characters together. Halloween was the backdrop for passion unleashed in the dark, for a titillating brush of hands, cheeks, lips. Heroines, anxious to try the “ancient” divinations of the night, ate apples at midnight in front of a mirror, desperately searching for the face of a future husband. In “The Hallowe’en Sensation at Guv’ner Deering’s,” our heroine descends a dark, foreboding staircase to try the apple magic. She vanishes. A hero—handsome, brave, impetuous—trails her into the dark and finds her frail form, crumpled in the dust. Her eyes flutter open. Love ensues; Halloween triumphs. In the late 19th-century—an age of reading dominated by the periodical press—how Halloween was described in literature became as important as how it was actually practiced. Where some people certainly celebrated the holiday, a much larger number read Halloween stories and poems, and studied illustrations printed in magazines and newspapers. Halloween fell into the public domain. Halloween celebrations of this era took their cues from Scottish poetry, sentimental fiction and from the writings of folklorists eager to record rural folkways before they vanished. Parlor games emerged from customs that hadn’t been used for centuries, such as jumping over a candle flame. Welsh men had once jumped the Samhain fires, and boys in England had long ago leapt over bonfires at Midsummer’s Eve. Now 19th century Americans, with full dress trains and tight, hitched-up pants, were jumping over candle flames to determine their luck. A 20th-Century Holiday The gilded age of American Halloween crested in the early decades of the 20th century. Vanderbilts and Rockefellers closed their summer homes and headed back to the city, and Halloween parties were the signal society events of the winter season. Debutantes danced waltzes at Halloween balls at the Plaza Hotel in New York City to a backdrop of jack o lanterns and yellow chrysanthemums. J.D. Rockefeller ducked for apples at a Halloween party in Tarrytown, NY in 1914, and the major newspapers advertised Halloween-themed getaways at ritzy resorts. As the century wore on, lavish balls gave way to parades and parties sponsored by civic groups, and Halloween celebrations took over whole towns. There were wild, all-night carnivals on the piers of Venice Beach, CA and ragamuffin parades made up of thousands of costumed marchers traipsing through the Bronx, NY. An entire industry was set in motion: the first candy containers were manufactured in Germany and imported to America in the early 20th century. Dennison Manufacturing Company in Massachusetts launched its very successful paper costume business in 1910, and its “Halloween Bogie Books,” full of holiday decorating ideas featuring their paper products, at about the same time. Oral tradition fell away; the market for Halloween grew; the celebration crystallized. And although October 31st was still not an official, national holiday in America like Thanksgiving, or a religious one like Easter, no one raised an eyebrow when it turned up on mass market calendars. Then came the war. The Halloween "Problem" There had always been hell-raising on Halloween, but what was once excused as the exuberance of young boys was beginning to look—to the modern eye—like vandalism. Country pranks seemed a nuisance at worst and at best, almost nostalgic. City pranks were seen as malicious and costly. Kids pulled fire alarms, greased the tracks of streetcars that then crashed into each other at intersections, threw bricks through shop windows and smeared brown painted obscenities on their principal’s home. Adults fired buckshot back at kids who were only eleven or twelve years old. Deaths from Halloween mishaps, although not new, were reported with more seriousness, and organizations such as the Boy Scouts, police or city councils set out to change the public face of Halloween. They provided refreshments and cooked up entertainment, hoping that the lure of free treats might keep kids from mischief on Halloween night. Scarce resources during WWII intensified cries for the end of Halloween pranking; editorial pages coast to coast filled with warnings to young people: “Letting the air out of tires isn’t fun anymore. It’s sabotage. Soaping windows isn’t fun this year. Your government needs soaps and greases for the war…. Even ringing doorbells has lost is appeal because it may mean disturbing the sleep of a tied war worker who needs his rest.” (superintendent of schools, Rochester, NY, 1942) As early as the 1920s, and growing more vociferous by the 1940s, there were continual, organized attempts to calm Halloween celebrations; to move them indoors and away from destructive tricks; to give them over to younger and younger children. It was only because of UNICEF’s brilliant “Trick or treat for UNICEF” campaign (inaugurated in 1950 and widespread well into the 1960s) that door-to-door Halloween begging became acceptable. Once UNICEF got involved it was almost un-American, certainly uncharitable, to ignore the kids who came ringing your bell. By the end of the 1950s, Trick-or-treating became synonymous with Halloween, and porch lights blazed coast to coast come dusk on October 31st. Who Put the Hell in Halloween? It didn't last long. Rumors started fermenting in the 1960s: people were lacing Halloween candy with drugs. October 31 was the high holy day of an ancient Satanic cult. By the 1970s newspapers warned about psychotic strangers burying razor blades in apples and kidnapping kids. John Carpenter’s movie “Halloween” hit the screen in 1978, leading off a cultural re-imagining of Halloween that tied the holiday to violent death and unimaginable evil. The enormous box office success of “Halloween” begat a whole genre of slasher films, many with references to Halloween, the dead returning, Satan, even Samhain. To compound matters, practitioners of modern day witchcraft were becoming more vocal about their own celebration of Halloween and fundamentalist churches even more so in opposition to it. Was Halloween really dangerous? In a word, no. Halloween poisonings and reports of razor blades incidents were largely proven to be hoaxes, and Hollywood was more responsible than anything for putting the hell in Halloween. Yet the celebration of Halloween changed as if it were all true. Trick or treating became more concentrated in “safe” places—malls, town centers, familiar neighborhoods. Parents began to accompany their kids, fearful for their safety. Look up any October 30th newspaper from the last 40 years and you’ll likely find a list of Halloween dangers to be wary of: fire, traffic, visibility, strangers. But just when it was looking like Halloween would fall out of favor for all but the very young in their parents’ company, celebrations by adults, often spearheaded by the gay community, came to define Halloween in certain cities in the U.S. In San Francisco’s Castro district, Provincetown, Key West, and Los Angeles, impromptu costumed Halloween gatherings grew larger and larger until the rest of the country joined in. Adults were back in the Halloween party business. Just as it had at the turn of the 19th century, adult Halloween parties were first staged in clubs and private homes, then spilled out into the streets to give us the huge celebrations we see today in towns like Salem, MA or New York City’s Greenwich Village. By the turn of the 21st century, Halloween had ballooned to the second largest decorating retail holiday, right after Christmas, with more age groups celebrating in more ways than ever before. That’s billions of dollars worth of plastic axes, cornstalks, and black lights; pumpkin puree, liquid latex, rubber rats, fog machines, sugar skulls, foam tombstones and spooky sound CDs. Not to mention vintage collectibles, theme park rides, haunted house admissions and cemetery tours. Just as a medieval Irish monk might be shocked to see people blithely impersonating the dead on All Hallow’s Eve, Scots farmers in the 18th century would have popped a button to see proper Victorians bobbing for apples in dress coat and tails. So too, Victorians’ jaws would drop if they could see an airbrushed bikini pass muster as a Halloween costume in Key West. Halloween hasn’t evolved these past 2000 years in a vacuum. It’s always been about who we are and what we as a culture believe is important right now—what we value. In the Middle Ages it was about redistributing the wealth, to the church, it was about redemption. In the early years of the 20th century, Halloween was a big, community-wide celebration; it was about assimilating the thousands of immigrants into American town life. By the 50s it was about all those post war kids: Trick-or- treating became synonymous with Halloween. On Halloween, 2001, six weeks after 9/11, the New York City Village Halloween parade was lead by a giant phoenix: Halloween reflects who we are and what we value. There’s a lot of hope in Halloween. It celebrates generosity, imagination, community. It’s always described as the one night a year the veils between the worlds of the living and the dead are lifted. Perhaps more specific to us now, Halloween is the one night a year when the barriers between people can be lifted.

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- 1 - ICE KISS Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills! - 2 - ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the please us the kiss right after the shock! - 3 - CAMPING KISS On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag outside. Cuddle and kiss. - 4 - REWARD KISS Next time your love performs some disliked home chore like cleaning the bathroom, mowing the lawn, or taking out the garbage, show your appreciation by tucking a candy kiss in a strategic location. - 5 - POST-IT KISS Use 3M Post-It notes to make a trail through your house that leads to your lips. Put a lipstick print or lip symbol on each note with an arrow pointing to the next note. You, of course, are at the end of the trail with a Post-It note over your lips that says, "LIFT FOR KISS" - 6 - KISSING IN THE RAIN The next time it rains, grab an umbrella, rain coats, and your love. Then go outside and kiss in the rain. If the spirit of the kiss moves you, remove the umbrella and kiss 'till the two of you are soaked. - 7 - HERSHEY`S KISSES Prepare a small bag of Hershey`s kisses and slip it into your love's purse, briefcase, or lunchbox. Attach a note that reads "SORRY, I CAN'T BE THERE IN PERSON, BUT THINK OF ME AND DO THE FOLLOWING: Close your eyes and place the candy between your lips. Drop the candy in your mouth and roll it on your tongue until it melts. - 8 - TRACY AND HEPBURN KISS Make flash cards, and the two of you re-enact the following kissing scene from WOMAN OF THE YEAR (1942): (Reclining face to face on a couch, woman on top.) SAM: Something I've got to get off my chest. TESS: I'm too heavy? SAM: I love you. TESS: Me, too. SAM: Positive. TESS: That's nice. Even when I'm sober? SAM: Even when you're brilliant. (The two of you kiss.) - 9 - KISSES IN A BALLOON Cut out small red tissue lips, and place them inside an opaque balloon filled with helium (any party store could do this for you) Tie the balloon to your love's chair at dinner. Desert is a shower of kisses delivered by a sharp pin. - 10 - TOLL KISS Next time you are driving your love somewhere, stop the car before crossing a bridge or going through a tunnel, and say the toll must be paid before you can go any further. Of course, the toll cost in one kiss. - 11 - MORSE CODE KISS If you know Morse code, great, If not, this is a great way to learn. Find a Morse Code chart. Using long and short kisses, spell out a message to your love and have him or her try to decipher them. - 12 - KISSING METER KISSES We have parking meters, so why not kissing meters? Turn a box into your own kissing meter and wear it around your neck. Give your love kissing tokens to start your kissing meter. Have an "expired" sign appear when you need another kiss. - 13 - AUDIO STIMULATION Make a cassette of kissing noises and place in your love's cassette player (walkman, car or home) with a note attached. - 14 - BREAKFAST IN BED KISS Slip out of bed early and prepare a special "Kissing" breakfast to serve to your love in bed. Pick foods that you can easily pick up and feed to your love. Kiss between bites! - 15 - STAIRWELL KISS This kiss is to be done at a party or at a gathering with your love. Steal away to a private location like behind a door or tree, or on the stairwell and passionately kiss each other. The risk of being discovered in the act is the key element. - 16 - SCUBA KISSING Wearing a diving mask and fins, simulate swimming underwater. Snorkel across the room to your love and kiss him or her. - 17 - EYE TEST KISS Make an eye chart like the ones that you see in a doctor's office where the letters get progressively smaller. Have the chart read, "IF you can read this you are standing close enough to kiss me." Now find your love and give an eye exam. - 18 - THYMELY KISS Thyme, according to the Greeks, is the herb which makes one irresistible kissable. Prepare a meal for your love using the herb. Moments after the first bite, rush to your love's lips with a passionate kiss. Come up for air, announce the Greeks were right, then rush back with another passionate kiss. - 19 - SHOPPING LIST KISSES Turn your shopping list into a scorecard the next time the two of you go shopping. The one who finds the item gets credit toward one kiss. Kisses are collected either on delivery to the grocery cart, or later at home. - 20 - BAD HABIT KISS Offer to stop a bad habit if your love will pay you kisses. For instance, a kiss for each cigarette not smoked, putting the toilet seat down, and/or every phone call kept under three minutes is rewarded with a kiss. - 21 - CLOUD SHAPE KISS Take your love to the backyard or out in a field: lie down on a blanket, and together inspect cloud formations. When both of you see the same thing, reward each other with a kiss. - 22 - CHECK KISS With your personal check, make a check out to your love for 1,000 kisses. Tell your love he or she can cash it in any time. - 23 - TOE KISS Prepare a foot bath for your love at the end of a long day. After the good soak, you towel dry his or her feet, give a massage and seal each toe with a kiss. - 24 - CHOCOLATE HEART KISSES Buy several boxes of little chocolate hearts that have sayings on them. Pick out all the "KISS ME" hearts and put them in a heart shaped box with the note "REDEEMABLE ANYTIME, day or night!" - 25 - RENDEZVOUS KISS With a note or phone call, tell your love to meet you at a certain place and time (e.g. park bench, street corner, ice cream stand) for a present. When your love arrives, have a bow stick to your lips. - 26 - BATH KISS Surprise your love with a kiss while he/she is showering or in the tub. (WARNING: Prepare to get wet) - 27 - MACHINE GUN KISS In rapid succession, plant 12 quick ones on your lover's lips. - 28 - KISS-A-THON Passionately kiss your love for at least five minute longer than usual. - 29 - PINK PANTHER KISS Humming the Pink Panther theme, prowl toward your partner. On the high note, pounce and pucker. Suggestion-wear only pink! - 30 - THIRST QUENCHER KISS For no reason, stare at your love's mouth while licking your lips as though dying of thirst. Inevitably, your love will ask what you're doing. ANSWER: I want them! I have to have them! I yearn to drink from them! Then ask for a kiss to quench your thirst! - 31 - GREAT EXPECTATIONS KISS Inform your love one morning that he or she will soon receive a fabulous kiss. Later, call you love with a reminder. When next you see your love, pull out the stops and plant a long, hot, passionate kiss. - 32 - GOODBYE * 2 KISS Send off your love in the morning with a quick kiss. As your love turns to leave, pull him or her back for a second, more passionate kiss - 33 - RIDDLE KISS Ask you love to solve the following riddle: I am just two and two I am warm, I am cold, I am lawful, unlawful A duty, a fault I am often sold dear, Good for nothing when bought; an extraordinary boon, and a matter of course, and yielding with pleasure When taken by force. If your love solves it, ask for a demonstration as proof. If he or she cannot show the answer, of course, the answer is a kiss. - 34 - KISS MANDATE Command your love to kiss you. Elaborate on the technique you expect (e.g. long and wet, or the way Rhett kissed Scarlett) and where and when you will get it. - 35 - UNEXPECTED KISS When the two of you are doing the usual, lean over and give your love a sweet kiss on the cheek for no good reason and whisper...I LOVE YOU! - 36 - POST OFFICE KISS Notify your love you have personal mail to deliver. Pull your love into the nearest dark closet; close the door and play POST OFFICE: No instructions included! - 37 - KNOCK-KNOCK KISS Stage the following knock-knock joke with your love: KNOCK KNOCK Who is there? Kiss Kiss who? Kiss who? Why me, of course! - 38 - BEGGAR`S KISS That's right, on your knees with your hands clasped, plead for any kiss you love is humbly willing to give you! - 39 - TOOTHPASTE KISS Brush your teeth together. When your love's mouth is all sudsy, plant a big wet one on the lips. WARNING: MAKE SURE TOOTHBRUSHES ARE OUT OF THE WAY! - 40 - PALM KISS Holding your love's chin with your palm, smile and deliver a sweet kiss to his or her lips! - 41 - 30 KISSES Inform your love that in honor of the 30th of the month, you will kiss him or her 30 times during the day! - 42 - CAT KISS Rub against your love's legs while meowing and purring. Now that you have your love's attention, touch noses. Playfully paw your love while moving in for a kiss. - 43 - EYELID KISS While kissing your love, watch for his or her eyes to close. Sweetly place a light kiss on each eyelid. Note: Be careful! - 44 - EAR KISS Whisper to your love how special he or she is to you, and then seal your message with an ear kiss! - 45 - VALENTINE KISS Celebrate Valentine's Day with kisses in the shape of a "V" on the face of your lover. - 46 - FOOTBALL KISS After a pass during a football game, kiss your love. - 47 - SLEEPING BEAUTY KISS Awaken your love from slumber with a tender kiss on the lips! - 48 - No-Cal Kiss After dinner, give your love a no-calorie desert...your lips.
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