38 Year Old
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Female
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From Norfolk, VA·
Invited by: GeekBoi·
Joined on November 29, 2006
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Born on September 12th
18
Get Your Own Voice PlayerManageMy name is Lindsey. AKA Linkey,Linds,Lin Lin I was born in Putnam,Connecticut. I have burgandy hair, but im naturally dirty blonde. My eyes are blue but change to green sometimes. I have 2 tattoos on my shoulders. I can be your worst enemy if you make me mad. I love makeup. I wear tight jeans and cleavage showing tops. I'm in love with Eminem & Three days grace. I hate rain and cold weather I'm one of the bluntest bitch you'll ever cross. I bite my nails, cuss too much, and smoke cigs. I'm a cashier at home depot. I'm in a bowling league... it's fun.I have a habit of spending my pay check way too quick. I have my own car. I'm a drunk.Some people get offended by my sarcasm, oh well.
38 Year Old
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Female
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From Norfolk, VA·
Invited by: GeekBoi·
Joined on November 29, 2006
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Born on September 12th
Interests
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Laughing
driving
partying
Shopping
going to the movies
cosmetics
shopping
sleeping
bowling
Concerts
hanging out with friends
drinking
spending time with my boyfriend
.....MUSIC.....
Eminem
Lyfe Jennings
Remy Ma
Mary J blige
3 days grace
Nickelback
Fantasia
Pink
Sublime
unwritten Law
The Game
Green Day
Rob Thomas
Kelly clarkson
Faith Evans
Paul Wall
Nivea
Papa roach
Crossfade
Evanescense
panic at the disco
mary j blige
Boyz II men
3 Doors down
Linkin Park
Kanye West
Sean Jay
Fort Minor
Heather Headley
Jeanie ortega
Movies
I'm not to fond of movies.
......TV....
Forensic files
Cold case files
Americas most wanted
48 Hours
Dog:The bounty hunter
Intervention
Missing: Without a trace
Cops
Wife Swap
Montell williams
CSI
Maury
Idols
You Know You Drink Too Much When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.
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