40 Year Old
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From Hilo, HI·
Joined on November 16, 2006
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Born on September 8th
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The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times. But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
40 Year Old
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From Hilo, HI·
Joined on November 16, 2006
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Born on September 8th