65 Year Old
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From Mesa, AZ·
Invited by: Ski·
Joined on October 29, 2006
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Born on February 10th
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65 Year Old
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From Mesa, AZ·
Invited by: Ski·
Joined on October 29, 2006
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Born on February 10th
Interests
Hi all, well I'm a 47 year old man, been married for 6 years to my wonderful wife Christine. We have a 4 year old son, who will be 5 in february and my life is pretty complete in that regard. I have live a pretty OK life, I am a veteran of the U.S. Coast Guard. I have a 2 yr college degree and have worked my entire life. I love people in general, very easy to get along with just about anybody. If I don't convince myself that someone is likeable, I persue that person until I'm convinced their not worthy of breathing and leave them alone. I am tattooed and pierced, yeah I'm kind of a freak and proud of it. I am into sports, love college football and other professional sports as well. I guess my favorite thing right now is NASCAR. I feel really out of it with this website because I'm not very good with setting these things up, I'm terrible actually so if anyone has some pointers please let me know. So if you want to be my friend, just talk or whatever, thats great.
A Chinese couple gets married - she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring."My darring" he says,"I know dis yoo firss time and yoo berry fwighten. I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting yoo wan, I do anyting - juss ask...Anyting yoo wan. Whatchoo wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure,"I wan try someping I have hear about... Numbaa 69." More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..."Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori '' ?