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78 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Invited by: impygrimpy2002 · Joined on August 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 1st · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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78 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Invited by: impygrimpy2002 · Joined on August 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 1st · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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Some things to know about me!! I Like:
1. Bartenders that "free pour"
2. Bartenders that overfill my glass
3. Bartenders that let the "house" buy me a drink (occationally)
4. Bartenders that use my "bar name" even if they know my real name.
5. Barmaids that reach my table with my favorate drink by the time I get settled in at my favorate spot.
6. Bars that have a "happy hour" buffet that's FREE!
7. Bars where the dancers invite me to thier parties at thier homes during the holidays.
8. Bars that have a great menu with a cook that knows his job.(that was most likely learned as a trade in prison)
9. Pole dancers that take my breath away with some of the moves they do. (even if they are as ugly as a bear)
10. girls that know how to "lean" while on my bike!

OTHER THINGS TO KNOW ARE THAT I DON'T LIKE:

1. Bars that insist on ID checks EVERYTIME!!(I'm 62)
2. Bartenders that measure each shot (but expect a tip)
3. Being short changed!!
4. Being snubbed by overwieght dancers with tats.
5. Cell phone using drivers that give hand jestures.
6. Getting a flat tire on my motorcycle!
7. Girls that act like "every" guy want to f_ck her!!
8. Movies that have english text on the box but sub-titles.
9. Rare steak - bloody meat aint for eating!
10. Standing in a line behind a person that should have bathed at least two days ago!!

For the most part I'm a real and nice guy that lets you be you and dosen't judge the way you look but the way you act! I love having and being part of a fun time. But I don't stand back when I see something wrong with the picture.

I'm sorta new at this online bar, but I've seen the inside of my fair share of real ones.

78 Year Old · Male · From Portland, OR · Invited by: impygrimpy2002 · Joined on August 17, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 1st · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!

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