47 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: 251698·
Joined on October 23, 2006
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Born on August 4th
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I have a crush on someone!
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
My family motto: In Fascia, Vires.
47 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: 251698·
Joined on October 23, 2006
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Born on August 4th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
I enjoy music of many kinds, good food, and I love to read almost anything. I also love my job.
Hey Sweetie, Just stopped in to check out your page. I rated your profile a 10 and became your fan, plz stop by and return the love. Cheers to new friends! (B)
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