Welcome to FT Nation F*** Tard Nation (hereafter referred to as FT Nation, was founded by a select, nameless yet legendary group of gentlemen in the year 2009. Membership is extremely selective and only 1 of 100 men who applies is approved by the elders and allowed to become a full fledged member of the FT Nation. All perspective members are required to bring either a case of Bud in the bottle, or a 24 pack of Bud Light to enter a meeting. Females will be allowed to join the FT Nation, but only if at least of the following very strict conditions are met: Married to a Fuck Tard (lifelong membership) F-ing a FT (membership lasts only as long as the f***) Related (by blood) to a FT. The FT Nation has weekly, and sometimes daily meetings which are held at various times. If you don’t know when and where the meetings are, then you are probably not f-ing invited. Members enjoy a variety of perks: Beer-bottle target shooting practice Potato gun instructions Getting shitfaced and falling. Great social networking opportunities Watch dogs. FT Nation is not a club for pussies. Dicwads need not apply. But if you are a gentleman who likes to get wasted, get burned, get scarred, and generally get F UP, join today!