My favorite Quotes!

1. If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the f**k up.

2. If Lifes a waste of time & time's a waste of life, then lets get wasted & have the time our life!!

3. Some people get lost in thought
because its such unfamiliar territory

4. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

5. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

6. "Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in"

7. The people you care most about in life are taken from u to soon & all the less important ones never go away

8. Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.

9. Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies.

10. If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up with the saying 'quit while you're ahead

Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!