My names Chris..I'm largely into crafting the weak sissy parts of my body into some sort of muscular tone....I don't have the size to intimidate any UFC psychopaths but I do ok for myself...If I wanted too I think I could get a malicious leprachaun down to the ground in a hurry and force him to tell me why not all boxes of lucky charms have a equal amount of marshmallows mixed in....there's nothing worse than a funless bowl of cereal....maybe a stroke...but that's still cutting it close...I'm in the military so I'm into weapons...not to murder puppies or people but to take out some anxiety stress on a boring day is well worth it....I'm a cigar connaisseur of fanatic relevance...I don't smoke a treasure chest full of them to harvest my lungs into a cancerous mess but I do enjoy a puff or two of a flavorful tobacco product here and there...mostly after a tasty fruit salad ....I'm finishing up my bachelors degree in criminal justice and will be involved in law enforcement...where? Well my brush of genius hasn't decided that but I will be a flash renegade against child fuckers and cop killers somewhere on this fine countries soil...Umm...ya know that really about does it for now...I'm not soaked in annoying complications like so many dooshy idiots that irritate the everlong shit out of me...Nothing phony here...I tell it how it is...if you smell like diapers and cabbage you'll here it from me...I'm a swell guy with a swell set of eyes....hair feels pretty silky too...I think you'll dig me if you don't already